Jpov

" Hey Jazz" Emmett said while we watched the Gators play football.

" What's up, Em." I replied. I swear it is so boring without Bella falling over her own feet.

" How far do you think Edward is from here."

Oh my gosh. He is so scheming; the excitement his rolling off of him like lava off a volcano.

" Well, he and bella went to La about three hours ago, so they're probably pretty far. Why? What are you

thinking?"

" What do you think of messing with Edwards head a little?" he grinned and I knew what he meant.

" Cool. So what this time, memories of Rose and Alice, or thinking of bella?"

" Both, but mix it up with bella instead of Rose and Alice. Lets replace them with bella, film it, then sign up

for therapy and give it to the doc. What do ya say?"

" Sweet. Okay we need to stay in this general area so we need three camera angles. Here, here, and here." I said as I pointed to a teddy bear of bella's, the tv, and the door way to the kitchen.

"Okay." He said as he yelled for Alice. "Alice, how long till Edward and bella get home?"

She flashed to the stairs so fast, it would make my heart race, if I had one of course.

" Why? What are you two gonna do?"

"Nothing. We just…. wanna know so we can… cook for bella." yeah that's good. We'll go with that. I thought.

" Yeah pixy stix, no biggy. Well, Jazz, we need to get to work."

" Guys, I'll be in my room. I know what youre planning , and I wont think about . You have twenty minutes. Hurry." She grinned and disappeared into our room. Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne started playing as soon as she got there.

" Okay Dude. All set. And here we go." Emmett said as Edward came into view staring into bella's eyes. He hadn't heard a word we'd said.

Epov

"Guys we're home." Bella is so beautiful, and perfect, and loving. I love Her so much.

" Sup, bro. We're in here. Bella, Charlie called. He wants you home now." Emmett giggled as I sat my soon to be wife down.

" By bells. I'll see you later." She kissed me on the cheek and I wound my arms around her waist.

She's just so soft and warm.

" Gross, get a room guys." Jazz groaned as I let go of bella.

I waved and turned around to go to my room.

' Bella is so hot in a bikini, especially when shes WET'

" Emmett, how do you KNOW that. Shut up, man. You are this close to being headless." I said as I pinched my fingers together.

" What are you talking about. I didn't say anything. Are the voices back again?" Emmett said in a baby's voice.

" You are going to die and I'll make sure that it is one heck of a painful experience." I spit at him.

' I wonder if Edwards ever saw Bella naked? I know I have. Whoo she is ho…. Hey Edward.' Jazz finished his thought.

" Hey Edward." Jasper said very slowly. " So, how was your trip? Did you have fun?"

" What the HECK is wrong with you." I was holding on to the table so hard that a chunk broke off, and accedently hit Jazz in the face.

" Why did you do that. I said hey Edward, and you try to break my face." He yelled while he rubbed his cheek.

" Oh, please. Like it hurt." I growled as he backed into a corner.

' I remember last week when Edward and Rose were gone. Getting bella to do that was so easy. Stupid sexually repressed vampire.'

" That is IT. You are gonna be headless now, you worthless pile of crap." I said through my teeth as I wheeled and stomped towards Emmett.

' Alice and bella together. Talk about freakin' awesome. That was a night I will never forget. Good thing Edward was hunting.'

It was like they were screaming at me.

And that's when I lost it.