Suckerfication Project 2: ReInsertation

AHAHAHAHAHA! A.K.A., standard disclaimer.

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INFORMATION: I'm stuck as a character in Ranma 1/2. Why? Because my April Fool's victim can. Heheheheheh… Payback's a -explicitive-, ain't it? (Ranma: "coughcoughhorsecrapcoughcough") This is purely a case of insomnia!

Alex grumbled as he lay on his indented, old bed. Meaning that something was up. "Stupid… It's not my fault that book got there. Was an accident… (snort) Yeah right."

He turned on his radio, tuning it to Z100. He snorted again. Why'd his radio break? He had to resort to using that old Barbie radio his little sister had.

"Might as well read up that book I got." The fifteen year old reached over his head to his sixteen-book Ranma ½ collection and pulled out the last book.

"Hmm," Alex muttered, opening it to the first page. He flipped it a couple of pages to the next chapter.

Thirty minutes later found Alex on his back again. "Jeez, I'm so bored. At least with Jazzie, I can find her childhood and social life amusing…"

A man, barely seeable inside a dim and hazy office, sat at his desk, hands folded in front of his face to prevent anyone from seeing it. As if you could see it anyway through the haze, anyway.

"Oh…?" he asked as a response to the report his attendant brought.

"Y-yes sir," the attendant said, sweating profusely.

"That's all. You may leave."

Atsuki Tau dashed out the door, slamming it so hard you could see the sound effects.

"Heh heh heh… You haven't finished with me, Alexander…" he muttered. Actually he had, but this is probable just a half-assed way of an April Fools' joke payback.

Then he pushed a big-ass red button labeled "DO NOT PUSH".

"Heh heh heh heh heh… Don't be surprised Alex… After all, it is your so-called suckerfication…"

Alex looked at his computer screen. "Yatta, yatta, yatta. It's all the same, everyday."

He yawned, stretching his legs. Suddenly he found himself blinking. Where did his room go? And why was he inside a tent? "What the hell? Where the fuck did my room go?" He stuck his head outside the tent. "Why am I in a…?" He looked around. "Hell, why am I where I am?"

A backpack lay where his head was, acting as a pillow. "Might as well pack up. No use not using if th' owner ain't here."

Meawhile, as Alex packed, Ranma Saotome seethed in anger. "…poooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP! I AM GONNA KILL YOUR SORRY ASS, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN!"

And, alas, the chase began. And the forest animals were scared as hell.

"…poooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP! I AM GONNA KILL YOUR SORRY ASS, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN!"

Alex fell onto his face from the force of the shout. "What the hell…?"

That's all I got now. Might take a while to update, since I'm partially (and so calledly) "grounded." And MTV has caught my eye; they said Brittany Spears' pragnant.

Ahem I am of to find out, so C-U-later.

e. t.

(04/14/05)