A/N Hope you enjoy this!

Confessions of Vampires

I sparkle in the sun, because I wear roll on glitter. (vampires in general)

I am extremely strong, because I just won an iron man competition. (vampires in general)

I strive for attention, because when I was human I was popular. (Rosalie)

I can see the future, because when I was human I was a gypsy. (Alice)

I haven't killed Jacob yet, because when I was human I had a puppy. (Edward)

I can go to Disneyworld without worrying about sparkling, because I wear sunscreen. (vampires in general)

I am extremely fast, because I am a fugitive running from the law. (vampires in general)

I am cold hearted and evil, because when I was a little boy I was always forced to eat with too big of a spoon. (Caius Volturi)

I am also cold hearted and evil, because everyone laughed at me when I said, "My spoon is too big." (Caius Volturi)

I drink the blood of living things, because I am jealous that I don't have any. (vampires in general)

I have golden eyes, because I wear contacts. (vegetarian vampires in general)

I choose to wear red contacts because they scare others. (carnivorous vampires in general)

I can feel everyone else's emotions, but not my own. So, I wear a mood ring. (Jasper)

I was sent to an asylum by my friends. (Alice)

My gypsy friends sent me to an asylum, because I was better then them. I still am. (Alice)

I lied about how I became a vampire. (Edward)

I show up very little in the books, because I paid Stephanie Meyer to write me in less. (Esme)

Carlisle is ashamed of me, because I am secretly a pop singer named Rainbow. (Esme)

I hear people's thoughts, because I belong in an asylum. (Edward)

I have a crazy personality, because I was a banana in another life. (Emmett)

I steal all of Caius' spoons. (Jane)

I respect Jane, because she is the only one who knows were the spoons are. (Alec)

Before we came to Forks, we lived in a tiny town named Spoons. (Carlisle)

I am ashamed of my wife. (Carlisle)

I was a wizard in another life. (Edward)

I became a vampire when some crazy guy with a stick that shoots green lights tried to kill me. His name was Voldemort. (Edward)

I am afraid of geese, because…..Um…I have no idea. (Emmett) (A/N see my story, "War of the Worlds")

We don't allow Bella to have sugar, because of the last time. (The Cullens) (A/N see my story, "Sugar Rush")

I know that Bella secretly likes to shop. (Alice)

I once met Superman. (Laurant)

I wish that the British had won. (Garrett)

I became a doctor, because I am good at Operation. (Carlisle)

I am super hot, because I have had extreme vampire plastic surgery. (vampires in general)

I was secretly a Union soldier. (Jasper)

I believe that the Volturi are all-powerful, because I am one. (Felix)

We don't sleep because we are afraid of the dark. (Cullen Boys)

I don't eat food, because drinking blood is creeptacular. (vampires in general)

I went to save Bella from James, because it was I who stole his cookies not Bella. (Edward)

I only hunted Bella, because she stole my cookies. (James)

I saved Bella from Victoria, because it was I who stole her brownies. (Edward)

At first I thought it was Bella who stole my cookies, but I know now it was Edward. (James)

I still believe in Santa Claus. (Rosalie)

I secretly drink Kool-Aid. (Jasper)

I know that Bella secretly likes to shop. (Alice)

I am Voldemort. (?)

A/N Hehehe! If anyone wants to take a guess on who Voldemort is, you can vote on my poll.