It was a fine day in the quiet little town of Karakura (with Ichigo and Company around? Yeah right.) and Kon was just wandering around town, not wanting to go home because of "certain" circumstances(which includes glue and embroidery.) He was feeling very down alright, and he didn't think things could get worse. He had been chased by a pack of rabid dogs, splashed with drain water(courtesy of passing cars), and he had just stepped on dog poo. He was really, really feeling glum. He continued on walking the street he was in, thinking of going to the park.
He rounded the corner and continued on to the park. His mood immediately brightened when he stepped foot on the park. Wanna know why? He just saw his goddesses (A/n: shame on you if you don't know these two.)(A/n; Hey, that rhymed!!) in the park having a picnic. He started thanking his stars. It was like nothing ever happened to him. He went nearer to get a better vantage point.
"Oh, Rangiku-san!! Do you want one of these special rice balls? I made the filling with peanut butter and tomato sauce!! Or one of these chocolate tempuras?" (A/n: Bleurgh.. what would that taste like? Oh, god I'm gonna be sick just thinking about it.)Orihime asked her companion.
"I think I'll have 'em both!" Rangiku said, immediately stuffing it in her mouth. "Oh, these are so delicious!!"
The two kept on picnicking without a care, not knowing that there was someone or something around who had some malicious intentions.
'Hehehehe. You're all mine!' Kon thought lecherously, not knowing that someone else was watching the two in their activity.
'Hehehehe. Ah' knew it was gonna be a good ahdea to go watch 'er! Hahaha. ' Gin thought, his smile, if it was even possible, growing every second. He paused in his watching when he felt another almost similar intent near the two. 'What da..'
He immediately caught sight of Kon on the tree near Rangiku and Orihime, looking like he was about to make a jump for Rangiku's "Endowments". He readied his zanpakuto in a flash, preparing to release it if necessary. 'Oh no ya don't! Only I can do that!'
Kon, on the other hand, had no idea that Gin was watching him. He was already savouring the taste of victory. Neither girl was aware of his presence. This was the moment he was waiting for. He readied himself, positioning himself before making a leap for his so-called "valley of the gods." He was in mid-air, barely inches before his target. He was near. He's gonna reach it...
"Ikorose, Shinso"
A scream was heard all over Karakura and well into Soul Society.
End...?
A/n: well that's it. My first crack at humor. Not really funny, if you ask me. Hahaha. Forgive the comments in between. Anyways, Review, review. As per usual, reviews will be gladly accepted, and flames will be ignored and sent to my kitchen for cooking.