A/N: ok so this is my first fan fic so if I did it completely wrong.. muh bad? Yes I am changing the Batman movie but I think that's ok.. lol. I am going to try to keep everyone as in character as possible but don't mod me if I get like one thing wrong .. I also want to know where everyone got the nicknames "Dobe" and "Teme". I haven't heard of those in my life!! And I read the Manga's.

YES!! This is a BatmanXNaruto crossover!!

Warning: This does include spoilers from the Naruto Manga and from the New Batman Movie: Dark Knight.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did it would be called Kakashi. I don't own batman either.

The Joker Mission

Kakashi looked up at the expressive trees. The crisp and lively fall dawn quickly evolved into an energetic afternoon. He noticed he didn't even read a page from his book yet, because the forest interested him today. He got captured by the beauty… until…

"YOU'RE LATE!" Naruto and Sakura yelled in unison. Kakashi rubbed his head and muttered, "Well you see.. The trees looked especially interesting today!"

"Yeah right Kakash-Sensei…" Naruto said with a sigh, "We we're out here since 6..." Sakura nodded her head in agreement.

Disregarding their disappointment, Kakashi announced, "Well today we take on another A-rank mission. Tsunade decided our team, not including Sai and Yamato, because she wants us out of the village now that Pein is coming for you. We head to Gotham tomorrow."

The two nodded and started off to get packed. Kakashi disappeared in a cloud of smoke to get ready himself. Team Kakashi prepared to leave!

Naruto had a big grin on his face because now he could test out his new amazing Sage powers. All his of his moves were now almost perfected on a level which he couldn't even have imagined before and he was ready to show them off!

Meanwhile in Gotham…

The Joker strolled into the room of worried mobsters and chuckled his signature laugh. "You know there was a time when these lawyers and cops wouldn't dare mess with you guys, I mean what happened? Did your balls fall off?"

A mobster stood up and his boss said, "Give me one reason not to have him beat your clown ass right now."

Joker chuckled easily and said, "Im magic." The room chuckled and he pulled out a pencil. "You see heres a pencil." He stabbed it into the table as the mobster walked around to him. He grabbed at the Joker, and Joker flipped his arm and slammed his head into the pencil, and it went right threw his head. "and now it disappeared!"

The room fell silent and he chuckled again, "You see, we all have our problems but some of us just don't know what to do with them.. like you fellas."

The mob boss stood and said, "What do you propose we do?" the Joker smiled and said with his eerie voice, "Kill the batman.."

Bruce strolled into the party with his new Russian ballerina. Many people greeted him and brought him drinks. He thanked everyone, and then he saw her. Rachael.. and she was seated alone with Harvey Dent, Gotham's white knight.

"Ah, Bruce Wayne! Rachael's told me everything about you!" Harvey exclaimed as they made their way over.

"I certainly hope not." He responded and smirked at his secret. "Why don't we eat together?" Rachael sighed and looked the other way.

After a few minor dinner conversations, they got on the subject of Harvey's job. Bruce said, "So I hear every mob man in town is after you, I assume maybe you have your protection?"

Dent laughed and said, "No, not yet atleast."

Rachael looked at him questioningly and said, "Wha-"

"Well.. Either you die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Harvey interrupted. Bruce looked at him and thought of Batman.

Just as things cooled down, the elevator opened….

A/N: Alright there's my first chapter. I know some of the batman quotes aren't exact but hey I only saw it once for now so I can make it better as time goes on.

R&R!!