Random parody story by: Just Carry On, and the guy you know and well. We friends.
In manhatten Godzilla was laying on his back and waiting around when suddenly Jake the American dragon dropped out of the sky and landed on the pickup truck the one ugly lady has! Jake got up and saw Godzilla and paled. Godzilla got up and it started raining tacos all over the world and a tornado made of burritos formed in the middle of the city.
Godzilla walked towards Jake and growled, groned, purred, roared, and growled again. Jake paled even more and replied with "no I don't wunt to be mates that will require a little more that im willing to do." Godzilla growled and Jake's ears fell… inside the building next to Godzilla an African American man walked in and asked "why did a dragon run by with Godzilla after it with its you know what out?"
IN SPACE!
Master Chief was talking to Mario when link teleported out of nowhere saying "wheres the halo 3 mountain dew game fuel?!" then Mario got ticked off and started doing his jumping and landing attack on link's head. Master chief's helmet got grabbed by the arbiter's giant 3 fingered hand and dragged him to his bedroom saying "lets have some fun." while the song 'I'm sexy and I know it' playing in the arbiter's bedroom while my idiot friend Just Carry On was jacking off with a febreze fabric refresher bottle.
IN THE SUPER SECRET UNDERWATER BASE IN SPACE! AKA JUST CARRY ON'S HOUSE…!
BURRITOS!
Just Carry On was playing a video game upside-down when his banana phone rang, its ringtone was 'feel like a monster', the guy you know and well was on the other line and said "get down to earth dude, im watching an event between Godzilla and Jake, I got popcorn!" Just Carry On replied with "ILL BE THERE IN A MINUTE, SAVE SOME POPCORN FOR ME, AND SAVE SOME FEBREZE TOO!" he said as he hung up and grabbed some Doritos and teleported to his friend.