A/N 1: This was inspired by a post I saw on another fandom, who's author said that his was inspired by another post on another fandom, who's author just happened to be inspired by another post on another fandom. I honestly don't know WHO started all this, but whoever began all these letters, *snicker*, by now, he or she must have very good luck!

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!Letters from the Characters

!Group 1: Main cast is Bold – Guest stars are Bold Italic

FF Chet Kelly

Anyone care to explain why I'm always getting the latrines? There IS such a thing as rotation, ya know! Besides, it's not as if I deserve it … all the time.

Dr. Joe Early

I went to the -E!- fandom, I searched under my own name, and the search engine came up with... Six? That's it? Only six? People, I'm a main character, too!

FF/PM Johnny Gage

Here's an idea: why don't I just request that somebody add a Maiming category on here? That way, everyone can stick where they hurt me in one place, and leave all the less painful ones in another. Guess which ones I'll be reading?

Dr. Mike Morton

Why oh why do some of you out there make me out to be such a jerk? I'm not that bad! Always...

Bonnie

Excuse me? Yeah, hi. I have a mistress, her name is Paula. So unless someone here made her die, it's very unlikely that people would be able to put up with me long enough for me to become their mascot; no matter HOW expensive or totally gorgeous I might be. Well, am. Got it? Great. Thanks. Moving on.

FF Mike Stoker

Girls. I'm pretty sure that every single story written about me is written by girls. That's... kind of disturbing...

Don Lockwood

I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain! What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again! I'm- Oh – oops! Wrong fandom! Sorry about that! Hey, Cosmo: we're on the wrong one...!

Cosmo Brown

Well, thanks, Donald! Now I can stop suffering and finally write that symphony!

FF/PM Roy DeSoto

Okay, people. Let's get something straight, here: My hair is RED. Capital -R-, capital -E-, capital -D-. Yep, definitely Red. Not brown, not blonde, RED! Like the engine; like the squad; like those colored LED Christmas lights! Okay, maybe not quite that red. You know what? Fine – I'll let you get away with strawberry blonde. You wanna know why? 'Cause strawberries are... come on, let me hear you say it... YES! RED!

Nurse Dixie McCall R.N.

Does nobody find it odd that almost every time our boys are brought into the hospital (off-duty), I just happen to be working? When did Rampart get short-handed? There are other completely capable nurses employed here. I seem to recall one named Carol, and Daisy, and Nancy... I'm gonna have to take this up with Hospital Administration.

Dr. Kelly Brackett

Hold it, hold it! What twitch? I don't have a twitch! Do I? What? *Gasp* I do! So THAT'S how everyone knows when I'm about to hand off bad news to them – it's a dead giveaway! Okay, I get it now. Thanks for pointing that out. All the time. Much appreciated. Oh no, I'm not being sarcastic. No really, I mean it! I mean, absolutely everybody reads up about it around here and then I don't have to surprise them by saying, "I've got bad news for you." Seriously, I'm probably the only guy here who isn't complaining about something!

Joanne DeSoto

You know, you'd think that I would be jealous of all the attention my husband gives to his partner. I saw a couple of people point it out in their stories, but everyone else is like this: "Honey, I'm going camping with Johnny on my whole weekend off. Love you; Say hi to the kids for me." "Have fun, Roy! It's okay that you didn't ask my opinion first. It's totally fine that I won't get to see you until after your next shift. I don't care if you bring your partner over to eat later without telling me beforehand so that I can get the house in order. Don't get lost. I'll tell Chris – yeah, you know your 10-year-old son? – to put in the new insulation for you. Honey-do list can wait another week or so, or whenever you feel up to it. Love you too. Bye!"

Captain Stanley

I come bringing new meaning to the words: "The Power of Suggestion"

Marco Lopez

Hello. I am Marco Antonio Lopez. Someone on this fandom killed my father. Prepare to die.

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My sister has been watching WAY too much of The Princess Bride...

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A/N 2: And now what you have to decide is, 'Was the end of Marco's letter being spoken by Marco or the author?' Hmmm... Either. Or maybe both. My sister does love that movie!

"Guest star" refers to a person who is in no way connected to -E!- but got lost and popped up on the site.

If you PM me a character letter, I might post it in the next group (with credit)! Note that I already used Joanne, Bonnie, Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor. Er, Don Lockwood and Cosmo Brown. They were special for this group, so I will not use them again. This is rated -K-, so please keep the letters in that rate boundary. Profanity and adult 'hints' are not allowed. Please do not suggest a guest star; I will do that on my own. ~Esmarias