The Seeker Who Lived - Intro
The Protagonist is a fusion of Harry Potter and Richard Rahl from the Sword of Truth series.
The sun was setting on Surrey, suffusing everything with a bloody light. Sister Hagrid approached Harry Potter. She had come to take him to The Palace of Prophecy, also known as Hogwarts Academy. "I hope them muggles have been treatin' yer right Harry," said Hagrid.
"I can bring them round to the objectivist point of view," said Harry. "I gave Dudley a half hour lecture on freedoms and then broke his spine."
Hermione Kahlandt approached, tossing back her shining brown hair. "I hope you are not thinking of separating us sister Hagrid," she said, her green eyes narrowing in suspicion. "I can use my mind rapist power on you as easily as blinking. You know what would happen – your mind destroyed at a touch. The person you were before, gone forever."
"Yeh I know," said Sister Hagrid uncomfortably, shuffling her overlarge feet. "Well Hogwarts does accept girls now, even though the male gifts are always inexplicably much greater than their female coun'erparts."
"I hope they won't bring back the terror of the dark times," said Hermione. "When Jagang, the dark lord, the ultimate mindrapist sought to subjugate the will of all lesser beings and impose soviet style communism on all of Earth."
"Yer can come, can' say no more than that, can I?" Said Hagrid.
"Well that is all to the good," said Hermione. "Harry is all I have. I have literally no friends and I have been deposed as magical tyrant of Middle America. But I would gladly have given it all up and lived in a tree stump if only it could mean being with Harry."