Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Twilight but hopefully in 10 years, I'll own Joe Jonas…
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Twilight but hopefully in 10 years, I'll own Joe Jonas…
Story: 20 things
EDWARD MUST…
Not use his ability to make Mike Newton think he's going mad
Tell Bella that when she was sleeping, she said she 'wants him so bad'
Tell Carlisle that he's leaving to be a Vegas show girl(or in his case boy) just to see if it was possible for vampires to have a heart attack
Kill Jacob (a/n this one I'm not too sure about this one, Jacob Black is a pompous fag)
Hide Alice's credit cards…
and say Jasper did it
Spread rumours that Jasper had a sex change operation
Pretend to be British because he eerily resembles Robert Pattinson
Use rule 9 to flirt with human girls just to annoy Bella
Tell Alice that her favourite stores are on strike because she keeps squealing in the shop every time she finds something nice
"Hey, can I write some more there?" Bella asked.
"Bella, I already feel embarrassed enough! Now my own fiancée is going to write down some rules for me too?!" Edward said, pouting in the process (a/n wouldn't we all just love to see that!)
"Sorry Edward, but your constant jealousy to my celebrity crushes is enough to make me consider a date with Mike Newton!" Bella argued.
"Well what does Joe Jonas, Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson got that I haven't?!" Edward pouted.
"Just shut up and give me the damn pen!" Bella snapped, causing the Cullens to laugh uncontrollably; well apart from dear Edward. He was just glaring.
Hunting down Zachary Efron, Joseph Jonas and Robert Pattinson will get him violence from Rosalie and Alice and silent treatment from Bella
Never insult the boys on rule 11 in front of Bella
Never call Zac Efron gay when Bella makes him watch any of his movies
Never call the Jonas Brothers talent less little boys unless he has a death wish
Never call Robert Pattinson a British pig-headed boy version of Rosalie
Never say the comment in rule 15 in front Rosalie or else he'll end up stuck withg a pink Volvo…
or a shopping trip with Alice
Never call Bella his 'baby lamb' in front of Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle, Charlie and Mike
Never do a bad impression of Kevin Jonas' SOS dance just to annoy Bella…
Never do a good impression of Kevin Jonas' SOS dance
"There." Bella said, giving the list for the Cullens to see.
"I don't understand your infatuation with those celebrities. Why do you want them when you already have me?" Edward asked.
"Well, I like Zac because he can sing, dance, act and damn he is…Damn!" Bella explained. "Plus he's hair and that six pack!"
"What about Robert with that British accent of his? Nice! Ooh, or Kevin Jonas and his SOS dance!" Rosalie gushed, receiving sudden glares from Emmett.
"No, what about Joe the way he shakes that tambourine? No, my favourite Jonas is Nick! Good dresser, and the curly hair is cute!" Alice said.
Edward rolled his eyes jealously. "It was a rhetorical question…"
Nest chapter: ALICE
Sorry about the comments about my favourite boys! I had to… Get used to it though, I plan on using them in a lot of my many stories…
You know you love me…
Xoxo,
Alex