me: okay! this is a game show of ciel phantomhive vs. maria kurenai!
maria: GRRRRRRRRRRR!
ciel: umm. . . sebastian?
me: HEY! no cheating!
ciel: it's the only thing i have. :(
maria: hahahahahaha! you're going down!
ciel: ulp. f-f-finny?
me: hey! you can't fool me! finny is like a truck.
finny: yah. :)
me: get this monster out of here!
ciel: what! your calling that a monster!
me: yes, yes i do.
ciel: i'll show you a real monster!
me: hmmm. . . ?
ciel: seba-!
me: no, you cannot sneak past that!
maria: ummm. . . ?
me: what is it!
maria: the game show. . . ?
the door burst open. . .
me: what the!
sebastian: i'm here young master.
me: ciel what have you done! :(
ciel: uh, sebastian destroy the game show girl.
me: i have a name, stupid!
ciel: whatever you will be gone anyway, sebastian, make her gone now!
sebastain: yes, my lord.
me: no stupid, you can't!
i punch sebastain in the face
sebastain falls to the ground
ciel: sebastian get up idiot
maria: what happened just now?
ciel: er. . . .
me: get up idiot?
ciel: you'll see, you'll see
awkward silence
ciel: uhh. . . sebastain. . . ?
me: hahaha no cheating now!
ciel: how!
maria: what the heck just happened?
ciel: noooooooooo!
me: bwhahahahaha!
maria: tell me what the heck is happening?
ciel: idiot! she just killed my stink'n butler
maria: what's so cool about him? you can get a new one
ciel: idiot! a butler is not something you can replace!
me: okay! no more cheating! let the game show begin!
yuuki: wait!
me: what!
yuuki: can i play?
me: NOOOOOOO!
yuuki: why not?
me: because clearly i said this was a ciel phantomhive vs. maria kurenai
yuuki: can't you add my name in?
me: NO!
yuuki: what why?
me: because if it has their last names then no one else can join!
yuuki: i'll get Kaname!
me: what Kaname is your own personal pet or something?
yuuki: no he's my husband, we're engaged
me: congrats, but kaname is no match for. . . .
yuuki: nonsense! kaname is a pureblood vampire of the kuran family!
me: sooooooooo
yuuki: grrrrrrr! i had enough! kaname!
kaname: yes, my love?
me: phhttt! my love?
kaname: please don't mock us
me: whatever
kaname: please understand that this story is a mile long and you haven't even started the game show yet
maria: my point toooooooooo!
me: shut up maria
kaname: why don't you start it?
me: because people like yuuki keep interuptting and you keep blabbering! grrrrrrrrr!
kaname: okay please continue with the show
yuuki: wha- wait, kaname-sama that is not what i asked!
kaname: i'm sorry yuuki
yuuki: nooooooooo
me: yuuki get out!
yuuki: noooooooooo
ciel: what is this racket!
yuuki: wow your kind of cute!
kaname: don't touch yuuki!
ciel: backs away ,okay!
Kaname:hmmmm. . . . . . .
me: let the game show begin!
everyone: yahhh!
Me: okay!
Me: first question!
Ciel and Maria: yes. . . ?
Me: hmm. . .
Me: fight to the death!
Ciel and maria stare at each other
Me: oh shit, there both weak!
Me: wait I'm the controller of the story!
Me: maria is a pureblood in my story
Maria: yippeeeee!
Ciel: what's a pureblood?
Me: a pureblood is a. . . well what do you call it?
Ciel: ummm. . . ?
Me: arghhhh! Forget this! Here a dictionary.
Throws a big huge mile wide dictionary at ciel
Ciel: owww. . .
Me: whatever start reading!
Ciel: it has no pureblood in it
Me: arghhhh!
Ciel: hmmm. . .
Me: oh here! Take the 5th vampire knight volume!
Ciel: okaaaaaaaaay. . . . . ?
. . . . . .
Me: are you done yet
Ciel: nope
Me: ahhhhhhhhhh!
Ciel: hmmmm. . .
Me: look at chapter 7!
Ciel: okay
. . . . . . .
Me: done!
Ciel slaps down the book
Me: why did you do that to one of my vampire knight manga volumes! Curse you!
Ciel: hahahahaha!
Me: so how did it go?
Ciel: uhhhhh?
Me: what the heck does that mean?
Ciel: bwhahahahaha!
Me: what?
Ciel: it kept saying wrong way!
Me: what seriously!
Ciel: yah
Me: gimme that!
Ciel: I wasn't even holding it
Me: whatever!
Me: idiot! You were reading it the wrong way!
Ciel: see stupid!
Me: bwhahahaha!
Ciel: what?
Me: you're in a manga and you don't even know how to read it!
Ciel: what! What are you talking about!
Me: your such an idiot ciel! Bwhahahahahaahaha!
Ciel: huh!
Me: clutching ribs, bwhahahahaha!
Ciel: ahhhh! The game show girl has gone beserk!
Me: I have a name! idiot!
Ciel: huh!
Me: English nobles are so stupid!
Ciel: nobles get better education then you peasants!
Me: hahahahaha! I'm richer then you!
Ciel: what how!
Me: I have a computer, advanced future, baby
Ciel: hey! I'm no worthless infant!
Me: gosh it's motorcycle slang
Ciel: well, of course I knew that
Me: bwhahahahaha English nobles are so stupid!
Ciel: I am taught by a demon!
Me: demons are worthless idiots! Bwhahahaha!
Ciel: stop laughing at those monsters!
Me: bwhahahahaha!
Maria: umm. . . we haven't even started
Kaname: yes please continue on with your game show
Me: grrrrrr! Don't tell me what to do!
Ciel: yeah, she'll bite her head off
Me: ciel, you made a mistake of being sarcastic!
Maria: your forgetting the point.
Me: okay okay, maria attack ciel till death
Ciel: wha- wait!
Me: what!
Ciel: I can't fight this monster!
Me: I thought you called your butler a monster
Ciel: grrrrrr!
Me: well anyway, you're admitting your weak
Ciel: wait, no!
Me: whatever, what should I make you into?
Ciel: a demon
Me: naw, a super demon blasting angel from sailor moon or something
Ciel: what!
Me: then should I make you into a unicorn
Ciel: noooooooooo!
Me: hahahaha just look at that puny body!
Ciel: WHAT!
Me: your gay
Ciel: me! Look at alois trancy
Me: bwhahahahahahaha!
Alois: hey!
Me: look at those high heels! Bwhahahahahahaha!
Alois: grrrrrrrrrr! Claude!
Me: hahahahahahaha!
Claude: yes, your highness
Me: pfft! Your highness, what are you a princess or something!
Alois: no, I am a filthy rich nobal
Me: bwhahahahahaha! Filthy rich! Bwhahahahahaha!
Alois: but I am, richer then that ciel phantomhive
Ciel: what, no!
Alois: ciel your so cute when your upset!
Me: alois you're really a homosexual
Alois: hmph!
Ciel: gay!
Me: okay what should we make you into?
Ciel: I wanted to be a demon
Me: naw too bad, ciel is an angel from sailor moon or something
Ciel: what! Nooooooooooooo!
Me: bwhahahahahahahaha!
Alois: yeah! Ciel will look so cute!
Me: alois stay out of this, idiot.
Alois: what! Why! Whine.
Me: you cannot deny now that you are truly gay.
Alois: stop that!
Me: why. . .?
Alois: all my fan girls will hate me if you mock my character
Me: too bad they already hate you
Alois: no they don't
Me: you never had fan girls
Alois: yeah I have
Me: watch the hate mail drown alois in paper cuts
Alois: wha- hey! I don't have any hate mail!
Me: duh, of course you do
Alois: huh!
Me: English nobles are so stupid!
Alois: hey!
Me: Thomson, timber, Canterbury!
Alois: hey, you can't call my butlers!
Me: they're not your butlers, they're Hannah's!
Alois: but Hannah is my butler, so technically they're mine.
Me: no they're not
Alois: yes they are
Me: no
Alois: yes
Me: NO!
Alois: YES!
Me: no
Alois: yes
Me: no, they are not
Alois: yes, yes they are
Me: arghhh! I give up!
Alois: then I'm right, right?
Me: haha, no
Alois: then what!
Me: you're just too annoying
Alois: no you are
Me: how?
Alois: look at you, peasant
Me: I'm not a peasant!
Alois: yes you are
Me: stop that!
Alois: why should i?
Ciel: you're ignoring me
Me: soooooo?
Alois: you're ignoring me!
Me: ahhhhhh!
Ciel: I only said 3 words!
Alois: I said one!
Me: no you didn't
Alois: yes I did
Me: arghhhhhhhh! Get alois out of here!
Timber: yes?
Me: yeah!
Alois: how can you talk to her and not to me!
Timber: sinks down
Me: ignore him and take alois away!
Timber: grabs alois
Alois: wait, nooooooooooooooo!
Timber: they're orders from the game show girl
Me: why does everybody call me that!
Timber: sinks down
Me: you know you could address me as, the ruler!
Alois: hey!
Me: didn't I tell you to take alois away?
Timber: . . . .
Me: well then do it!
Alois: why are you listening to her and not to me!
Me: shut up alois
Timber: grabs alois and chucks him back to England
Me: finally it's done, let's begin
Ciel and maria: yippee, yah!
Me: just shut up and listen. . .
Ciel and maria: stare intensely
Me: um. . .
Ciel and maria: . . . . . . . .
Me: fight to the death!
Ciel: expands pink wings and a dress
Maria: summons winds, hair flips everywhere
Ciel: god, this is so embarrassing!
Maria: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ciel: blush.
Me: grabs a popcorn bag, popopopopopopop!
Ciel: no fai-
Maria: drilling ciel to the center of the earth
Me: whoo hoo!
Ciel: pulls out a pink staff with little wings
Maria: what the!
Ciel: smack!
Maria: flies up to space
Me: munch, munch , munch
Ciel: snatches my popcorn
Me: hey, you!
Maria: flying down to earth like a missle
Me: duck for cover! Grabs the popcorn bag from ciel's hands and dives under a table
Maria: bash!
Me: yeah!
Ciel: ack!
Me: okay, you know I'm satisfies already
Ciel: wings shrink, little lacy dress turns into red pants
Maria: eyes turn gray, wind disappears
Ciel: that wasn't exactly a question, and why was I so girly!
Me: hahahahahaha! Any way next question!
Me: what is 2+2?
Ciel and maria: ah um! I know it!
Me: hahahahaha, they're so competitive they can't think straight such idiots!
Maria and ciel: window!
Me: huh!
Maria and ciel: the answer is window
Me: where the heck did you get that from?
Maria: ah um
Ciel: well, i
Me: idiots! That's a joke! And it's for 1+1, not 2+2!
Ciel: oh
Maria: well?
Me: you both are such idiots!
Me: so therefore you both are wrong!
Ciel and maria: hey!
Me: okay, let me search online to see what question is next!
Ciel: why do you need to look online for the next question?
Me: just shut up and wait.
Awesome question downloads!
Me: perfect!
Ciel: isn't it too perfect?
Me: no, no it isn't
Maria: okay. . . ?
Me: click!
Computer: bwhahahahahahaha!
Me: why is my computer laughing like an evil manic?
Ciel: not that you can do any better
Me: shut up
Maria: oh my god, look at the screen
Me: a virus!
Computer: hahahahaha! You lousy fool! You actually fell for that!
Ciel: ha, who is the idiot now?
Me: can't you just shut up and care about the stinkin game show and not my idioticness!
Ciel: that's what you did!
Me: grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Computer: uhh? Aren't you suppose to cower in fear?
Me: no I can just get a new computer with all the game show money
Computer: I am not just no mere virus, I will take over all the game show systems you have, I will take over the game show, muhahahahahahahaha!
Me and ciel and maria: ahhhhhhhhh!
To be continued. . . . .