Darn that freakin' sister of mine, she even made my hairdo a girl's! Ugh, next time I see her, she's dead, though Akushi. At least, I'm not wearing a skirt... Now that is ew. He was flying toward Sabondy Creek, where Tenji said she'll be waiting for him at.

He was flying until he was caught in a bubble. Hey, what's this! Ahh! F~~~~~~ He cursed inwardly. The bubble popped and he landed on something that felt like jelly. It was a coating for a ship that was going to head down to Fishman Island, done by the Dark King Rayleigh himself, but of course Akushi didn't know that.

He fell asleep instantly due to his stress.

When he woke up there was quite a lot of shouting.

"Hey, Luffy!" said a long-nosed person. "There's a girl unconscious over here!" The long-nosed boy picked Akushi up by the arm.

Akushi stirred and groaned. "Where...?" His sentence was cut short by a bunch of shouting.

"Luffy! Stop admiring Franky and help out with the steering!"

"Eh! But... It's sooo cool! Hey Franky!" Luffy's constant chattering continued.

The navigator sighed. "Hey, Usopp. Who is that?"

"Oh, her? I found her in the back. What do we do? We're already underwater and we can't go back up now..."

Akushi opened his eyes. "Where am I?"

"Hard to say. We're headed toward Fishman Island. We just left Sabondy Creek. Ah, by the way, I'm Nami, nice to meet you." the girl named Nami said. "What's your name?"

"It's-" He was about to finish when he was interrupted again.

"Nami-swaaan! Robin-chwaaan! Here's a cocktail for the two of you!" A man in black said. He had blond hair with a big chunk over one eye. He also had a goatee.

He literally had hearts in his eyes when he was looking toward the long orange-haired girl named Nami and the other raven-black-haired girl whose name should've been Robin. A skeleton walked over.

"Ojou-chan. May I see your panties?" the skeleton said.

"Of course not!" Akushi shouted and kicked the moving skeleton in the face. Gay! Oh, wait. They think I'm a girl. Either way, perverts!

Nami sighed even harder. "The skeleton is Brook. The chef here is Sanji. The long-nosed here is Usopp. The muscle man swordsman is Zoro. The raven-black haired girl over there reading a book like nothing is going on is Robin. The reindeer over there is Chopper. Our stupid captain with the straw hat is Luffy. And the ah... cyborg over there is Franky."

"You guys sure have a collection of weirdos." Akushi muttered.

"More or less." Nami said.

"Vrow! Hey, Nami," The cyborg put his arms together, forming a star. "Am I cool?"

"Yes, yes, you're cool..." Nami said. She shook her head. "Just what has he been doing over these years?"

"Never mind that Nami, I found a suspicious person here!" Franky tossed a man in ropes to the middle of the lawn. Strange. It was a ship but it wasn't very different than being on land. Which, Akushi appreciated.

The man in ropes had a very strange tongue. It was flinging all over. "Oh, please, I'm no one suspicious!" He had a very fake expression of guilt on his face.

"Luffy!" said the half-reindeer Chopper. "What's that!" He seemed rather frightened, which, I (the author) must say, was rather cute.

Luffy went over to the edge of the ship. "Hey guys! It's a big octopus!"