First fic…don't eat me, you can have my lunch money. D:

AU, Kakasaku pairing, maybe lemon later so watch out :D (actually there's almost 0% chance of writing anything with Kakashi in it WITHOUT lemony goodness .)

And of course, I don't own Naruto.

Oh, and if I mess something grammar wise, ask yourself, "Self? Can I understand what she's trying to say?" if the answer is yes, please overlook the error.

R&R

"Kakashi damnit, we are going to be late! Stop reading and let's go! Here I am, thinking we are actually going to be on time for something…" said the very, very pretty redhead dressed in her finest red sheath dress that clung on in all the right places.

"Will you please calm down? I'm right here!" replied Kakashi Hatake, adjusting his mask for about the twentieth time. He was a tiny bit nervous, but he wouldn't show it to anyone. Well at the very least not to his dear friend Mariko Sora. I guess frienemy is probably a better description for our relationship, mused Kakashi, chuckling inwardly.

He walked up to the red haired woman and pulled her close, planting kisses on her shoulders, neck and mouth. Well, he thought, they do say keep your friends close and enemies closer. If Kakashi felt an inch bad for taking advantage of the woman, he squashed it with a thought of what she had done before in the past.

As he and Mariko walked out the door, Kakashi pulled out a beeper and pushed the red button on the device, slipping it into his pocket before she saw it.

"Okay, they're off to the club. Agent Haruno, are you ready to leave?" said a woman's voice into the phone. Sakura Haruno had just gotten into her ultra tight black floor length dress, adjusting where the slit that made it to her thigh was so that she left at least a little bit to the imagination, and tried hard to keep the phone on her shoulder, while listening to the voice of her friend and coworker Ino Yamanaka.

"I'm leaving right now, I will signal him before I begin. Buzz him so I know he's ready." Said Sakura, brushing on the light pink eye-shadow that complimented her pink locks wonderfully. Stepping into her heels, she walked down to the downstairs club, making sure to pitch the room key into the nearest flower pot.

Kakashi walked into the club with the redhead on his arm and headed to the bar where he signaled the bartender for two drinks. The man made the drinks, a gin and tonic for Kakashi, and a cosmopolitan for his date. They sat at the bar, flirting in light tones. She didn't notice that Kakashi ran his hand through his silver hair, making it if possible even messier, right at the moment a beautiful pink haired woman in a black dress walked through the door.

Sakura danced through the crowd to the pounding hip-hop music playing through speakers that seemed like they were everywhere, inconspicuously making her way towards the bar. When she got up to it and ordered a margarita, she saw the person she had been looking for and prepared herself to make the required scene.

"What the hell are you doing here with her Kakashi Hatake?" the pink-ette raged as she stalked towards Kakashi and Mariko. Kakashi looked flustered, and stumbled through an excuse, but was cut off by a loud SMACK as the woman's hand connected with his face.

"You lying, cheating son of a-"began Sakura, inwardly hoping she could get done and out of there very soon. She would rather treat a rotten big toe than deal with making scenes. It was really embarrassing. Shut up and focus! Said inner Sakura in her head.

"Kakashi explain this!" demanded the red haired woman, visibly surprised at this development to her nice quiet evening.

"She's no one I swear!" said Kakashi, stammering. Oh how he hated stammering, it was pointless!

"I'm not anyone, not anymore!" Cried Sakura, grabbing the half finished drink out of the man's hand and surreptitiously dumping it on the front of his suit. She stalked away, glad it was finally over.

After a few minutes, the silver haired man and redhead left the club, and after some fervent apologies to the woman, they went towards Kakashi's room in the hotel.