Hello my name is Uchiha Madara, and I'm a Tobi!
Just kidding! Not. Seriously, my name is Tobi and I'm here to offer you my services. As you may know, the Akatsuki is falling apart. We've encountered so many losses and so many deaths thanks to Naruto and his bunch of merry men. Since Tobi has nothing to do but plot while the war is going on, sponsored by Kabuto, Yamato and more or less ten thousand white Zetsu's sprouting from the wall (and the occasional floor and ceiling), Tobi wants something to do!
And because of that, Tobi wishes to extend a generous offer to you all!
Do you have problems or inquiries about life, love and other non trivial and trivial matters? Make believe or not, Tobi is here bearing all sorts of different answers, believe it!
You might be asking though, "How can one silly Tobi help?" Well then, the answer is simple my simple minded ninja and non ninja friends. Just send Tobi a letter and Tobi will answer it!
Don't worry, Deidara-sempai wont blow anything up, so you don't have to worry! Your letters are safe with Tobi! Tobi doesn't care how personal your problem is! Tobi will have a solution for it!
Tobi looks forward to hearing from you all!
So don't be shy, drop me a line, and let me help you with your sighs!