A/n: Oh gosh, another crazy idea that came into my mind... It all started with a vision, I bet most of you don't wanna know what that vision was... Anywho, I own NOTHING except my OCs! Jhonen Vasquez owns the amazing Nny and IZ characters whilst watermelonwafflesBISCUITS owns the best OC, in my opinion, Nyx. The credit goes to them! Oh, and let's not forget Disney, Tim Burton, and Lewis Carrol. Enjoy this weird crack-story!
" This is stupid, all of this is stupid. Wait, everything is stupid around here. What's new?" Nyx stated, scowling.
" You know, Nyx, you didn't have to come to this party. " Tak replied as Nyx clenched her fist.
" Really?" A fake smile came on the black-eyed Irken's face. " Then why did you make me wear this stupid dress and forcefully drag me here? " Nyx returned her scowl.
" You know you wanted to come. " Tak smirked. Nyx punched Tak as hard as she could in the arm. Tak fell over and laid on the ground, in pain of course, as Nyx walked away, smirking sadistically.
" Exactly. " Nyx said and walked over to where this stupid party she was 'supposed' to be at. " This damned party... " Nyx looked around at all the Irkens around her, wondering if she could get away with murder at the moment. " Nah, there's not that many people. Someone would notice, eventually. " Nyx muttered.
" Notice what? " Stonez asked and smiled at Nyx.
" Notice how stupid you are. " She rolled her eyes and pushed pass Stonez.
"Aww, thank you! " Stonez shouted back.
" No problem! Maybe next time I'll make it a bigger insult! " Nyx hissed and stormed off in the opposite direction. Tak finally caught up with Nyx and scowled.
"That hurt!" Tak frowned.
" Well, It wasn't supposed to tickle. " Nyx stated sarcastically. Tak scowled at her for a moment and then suddenly remembered something.
" Stonez wanted to see you in ten minutes. " She stated. Nyx's smirked immediately turned into a scowl.
" That bastard! What does he want now?! " Nyx hissed.
" I don't know. That's why you need to go see him. " Tak said plainly and walked away. Nyx sighed and turned to the crowd of Irkens who were watching her. She pushed the pressure sensitive pad on her glove and released knives.
" Does anyone want to die? " Nyx said with a twisted grin on her face. The crowed shook their heads and walked away. "I though so. " Nyx made the knives go back into her glove and tried to avoid the crowds as much as possible. Five more minutes... She thought to herself and sat down on a bench.
" Those idiots! " Styx yelled from a distance. " They made my shirt purple when I specifically wanted red! I'm going to have to kill Luna and Stonez one day! " She clenched her fist and tossed the shirt aside. Nyx rolled her eyes at Styx's complaint.
" When will that bitch of a leader learn that her cohorts are stupid? And when will the Tallests learn to be smart for once? " Nyx asked herself. " It's been ten minutes. I guess I can leave now. " Nyx said and got up, Stonez approaching her.
" Hello Nyx! How are you? " Stonez asked.
" Fine. " She hissed. Stonez backed up a little and smiled uneasily.
" So anyways... I wanted to know if...Would you like to go on a d-date with me? " Stonez asked. Nyx's faced turned dark green as she looks at the ground.
"You bastard... " Nyx muttered, chucking a knife into Stonez's stomach. Stonez coughed up blood and laid on the floor, not dead, just in extreme pain. Nyx looked around and saw a SIR Unit run by with a clock in its hand. " That's interesting... Maybe I can kill it... " Nyx mused and ran after the clockwork of a SIR Unit. The SIR Unit jumped down a rabbit hole, as odd as it seems and Nyx got on her hands and knees, kneeling over it. " Get back here so I can kill you! " Nyx shouted and slipped into the rabbit hole.
Random objects flew past Nyx as she fell down the hole, scowling with anger. Her black eyes gleamed in the darkness. The dress was slowing down her pace. This is taking to long. Nyx thought as she took out a knife. She jabbed the knife into the dirt, sliding down the wall with ease. Nyx reached the bottom of the hole as the room turned upside down, making her crash to the opposite side. " Damn it! " Nyx hissed as she rubbed her head. She pursed her lips as she looked at the many doors around her. Then to the center of the stripped room, there was a flat surface with nothing but a black swirl holding it up, obviously a table. Nyx raised an invisible eyebrow and walked over to it, picking up a key that had two letters on it, 'JV'.
" This is the most interesting thing that has happened all day. " Nyx stated as she walked up to the random doors, some not even looking like doors and tried to unlock the door with the key. " Nothing's happening! " Nyx chucked the key in anger at what she thought was the last of the doors. The key slid past a curtain, that had suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and Nyx went to pick it up. The curtain was bright purple with black stripes that were changing colors by the second. Nyx smiled in success and open the curtain, smile fading away to realize it was only a mini-door that only SIRs could actually fit through. She face-palmmed and looked around the room once more.
A small bottle came into Nyx's vision as she walked over to it with anger and curiosity. She held the key in her hand, picked up the bottle and drank it. Nyx's face turned purple in sickness as she shrunk down to the size of a SIR Unit. " So this is how it feels to be Luna. " Nyx stated and walked up to the door she had opened and locked from earlier. She unlocked it with the key and opened it, colors blinding her eyes.
" See, I told you it was her! " A voice shouted from a distance.
A/n: Cliff hanger! Well, what do you think of my crack-story so far? Once again, Nyx belongs to watermelonwafflesBISCUITS, check her out, she be epic. Anyways, I hope to get some reveiws from this because it took a heck of a lot of effort to think of, I had to be some-what original. I hope you all enjoyed and remember read and reveiw!