Lizzie McGuire: Pink is Positive
Chapter 1: Anything but Pink
Lizzie McGuire woke up, in the bed, with none other than Ethan Craft on her left side. Looking wildly around, she saw Gordo on her right! Lizzie all of a sudden felt sick to her stomach and jumped out of the bed, trying to sort through the events of the night before. All she could remember was going to Kate's Christmas party, and drinking way too much. And it had lead to this. Sleeping with her crush and best friend. She made a quick dash to the bathroom and threw up into the toilet, disgusted with herself and wanting to die. It was then that she decided that life could not get any worse. Oh, how wrong she was.
The day passed without much event, except for the fact that Lizzie had to explain to Ethan and Gordo why they woke up naked next to each other. Ethan had passed out and Gordo threw up violently like Lizzie. Her face was all puffy and red with tears. She knew that this could only end badly.
During the next few weeks, Lizzie tried to bury the incident. She knew that if anybody found out they would disown her and probably label her a whore and a skank. She had had a threesome at age 16. The next thing she knew, Lizzie fell ill with the flu. At least that's what her parents thought. But secretly, she knew otherwise. After walking to the local grocery market, Lizzie went home and took a pregnancy test. Please don't be pink, PLEASE DON'T BE PINK! Lizzie prayed silently in her head, clasping her hands together desperately. Picking up the test, she watched as a thin pink line appeared on the stick….
What do you think? I don't know if this should be a parody story or make it serious. Please review and tell me what you think!
-BlubberNugget
Chapter 1: Anything but Pink
Lizzie McGuire woke up, in the bed, with none other than Ethan Craft on her left side. Looking wildly around, she saw Gordo on her right! Lizzie all of a sudden felt sick to her stomach and jumped out of the bed, trying to sort through the events of the night before. All she could remember was going to Kate's Christmas party, and drinking way too much. And it had lead to this. Sleeping with her crush and best friend. She made a quick dash to the bathroom and threw up into the toilet, disgusted with herself and wanting to die. It was then that she decided that life could not get any worse. Oh, how wrong she was.
The day passed without much event, except for the fact that Lizzie had to explain to Ethan and Gordo why they woke up naked next to each other. Ethan had passed out and Gordo threw up violently like Lizzie. Her face was all puffy and red with tears. She knew that this could only end badly.
During the next few weeks, Lizzie tried to bury the incident. She knew that if anybody found out they would disown her and probably label her a whore and a skank. She had had a threesome at age 16. The next thing she knew, Lizzie fell ill with the flu. At least that's what her parents thought. But secretly, she knew otherwise. After walking to the local grocery market, Lizzie went home and took a pregnancy test. Please don't be pink, PLEASE DON'T BE PINK! Lizzie prayed silently in her head, clasping her hands together desperately. Picking up the test, she watched as a thin pink line appeared on the stick….
What do you think? I don't know if this should be a parody story or make it serious. Please review and tell me what you think!
-BlubberNugget