I do not own KHR, and if I did, heh heh heh...*smirk*
If I did, Kyoya would be uke. xD
****I'm taking requests for questions or pairings you would like to see in this story, just send me a message, and I'll add it to the story. Dun worry, I will give you credits. ;D
It's New Year's Eve, and the whole Family, including the Varias, all came over to celebrate at Dino's mansion. After endless games of Twister and Tic Tac Toe, the gang became bored. They needed something else to play with; then Reborn pointed out that they should use Futa's book to find out incriminating facts about each other. No one disagreed on the idea, and so the game began.
"Ok guys, are you ready?" Futa asked, holding his precious ranking book in his hands. "I've set my book into Choice Mode, so when I give it the signal, it will choose one or two people in this room, and whatever questions you ask, the book will answer them truthfully; even if the person does not want the rest of us to know." He carefully explained with a slight smirk on his innocent face.
"Ok, let's begin!" Ryohei said with enthusiasm.
"Alright! Choice start!" Futa commanded.
Letters slowly appeared on the blank pages in the book..."Tekashi Yamamoto" it read, then "Hayato Gokudera" appeared.
"Ushishishi, this is interesting~!" Bel sang. "Let me ask the first question."
"VOI! You better keep it clean you pervert, they're still young." Squalo warned.
'Ushishishi, I'll try~!" Bel replied. "Hmmm, Yama-chan and Goku-chan, would you date each other?" The prince gave Squalo a told-you-I-can-keep-it-clean look, and smirked.
Muffled laugh and awkward coughs went around the room. They all shut up for the results, which are already appearing on the pages.
Text slowly formed under Takeshi's name, "Dating Gokudera? Hmm, wouldn't mind, he's pretty hot."
Then under Gokudera's name, "Dating that idiot? Why not? He doesn't look that bad."
As the answers came out, Takeshi scratched the back of his head nervously and choked out some forced laughter, while Gokudera turned 7 different shades of red.
No one said anything, not even Bel. An awkward silence dragged on.
"W-why don't we try another question?" Tsuna suggested, feeling guilty for his guardians.
"A-alright...Choice start!" Futa murmured.
"Xanxus" and "Mukuro Rodoku" appeared. They both groaned and face palmed themselves.
"My turn!" Lussuria chirped. "What do you guys think of each other's clothes?"
Xanxus frowned at the question, while Mukuro remained emotionless.
"Mukuro thinks that Xanxus's clothes are quite fashionable, but wonders how in the world does he move in those tight leather pants?"
Xanxus glared at the illusionist, "I can move just fine, brat."
"Xanxus thinks that that piece of hot ass shouldn't even be wearing any clothes, just strip it all off so the world can see his sexy body."
More awkward silence. Even Reborn's speechless and stunned.
Futa chuckled nervously, "Looks like this game is quite...um...inappropriate..." He looked around at the mentally scarred kids.
"Well, we've already gotten this far, why stop?" Squalo said with a smirk, seeing that he's one of the only ones who haven't been chosen yet.
"Alright...I have no problem with that." Tsuna said with a small smirk.
With a dangerous smile glued to his face, Futa whispered..."Choice start..."