Hey guys :D so here is my second shot at a weird ship. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Degrassi or any of its characters.
Morty sat in the driveway of the Goldsworthy home. His favorite human, and owner, Eli lived in the house. Eli drove Morty around everywhere and the hearse had become quite attached to the boy. Morty thought back to the day when he met his gothic companion.
"Dad come on! Let me get it please!"
The sound of an approaching person startled Morty out of his sleep. No one usually came down his section of used cars.
"I don't know Eli. Isn't it a little cryptic?" said the taller of the two humans.
"Nahh he's perfect" the small one replied.
"I'm okay with it but I don't know about your mother …"
During this conversation Morty realized that the two were talking about him. This excited Morty since his last owner died (and Morty ironically drove him to his funeral) no one else seemed to want the hearse. New "shiny" hearses were on the market and Morty never got more than a first glance. Since then his home had been this used car shop with all the other reject vehicles.
"Dad it's my birthday" Morty saw the boy, Eli, look down at him with a smile. Eli patted Morty's hood, "Like I said … he is perfect".
Morty loved Eli with his entire engine and felt his pain after Eli's girlfriend Julia died. Some nights still Eli would hop into Morty's trunk and cry. Morty was always going to be there for his best friend.
There was one little problem though.
As much as Morty liked Eli being happy again he wasn't too fond of Eli's current girlfriend Clare. Clare was a sweet girl who treated Morty nice (though he was a bit scared when she took him out for driving lessons) the twinge of jealously ran through Morty's fuel when he saw her. She took time away from Eli and Morty and Morty knew for a fact that she didn't like the fact that he was a hearse.
So there Morty sat on that Sunday afternoon. He knew Clare was coming over soon from a conversation the two shared Friday after school.
From around the corner Clare road in. She set her bike on the ground, not giving Morty a second glance. She rang the doorbell and was greeted by Eli with a huge hug and a kiss on top on her head. The two smiled goofily as Eli lead them into the house. Morty knew the next time he'd probably see Eli was in the morning for school so he decided to rest when a small voice woke startled him.
"Hey. Why do you look so down? You're not the one on the ground" *cling*.
Morty looked down at Clare's bike and realized the sound came from her. "Oh it's nothing" he said.
"Sure doesn't seem like nothing but it is okay you don't have to tell me just thought we'd talk since we'll be here a while" the bike said sadly.
"So you don't like all this time spend together either" Morty said.
"Ahh now we see the problem" Clare's bike was a smart one just like her.
Morty flashed his lights at the bike, "So bike you got a name?".
"No. I'm just plain old bike. What about you Mr. Hearse?".
"Oh please Mr. Hearse was my father. My name is Morty" Morty mentally slapped himself at his corny attempt to make her laugh.
"Haha Morty the hearse. How … suiting" *cling*.
This made Morty smile. Maybe Clare spending time with Eli wasn't so bad after all.
Lalala I know its short. Hope you liked the first chapter :D