Disclaimer: I don't own Spider-Man or storyline "Dying Wish". It belonged to their perspective owners.
A/N: When I heard that body swap between Spider-Man and Doctor Octopus is permanent due to the fact that the real Peter Parker died in Doc Ock's broken body and Doc Ock in Peter Parker's body became the Superior Spider-Man, I was pissed off and heartbroken. But when I heard that people gave the writer of that story death threats, I decided not to give him one because it ain't worth bitchin' and whinin' to get the real Peter Parker back. So thanks to this wonderful website, I thought I might use it to make my version of the story and put the Black Cat in it and make it a triple switch and Spidey will be pleasantly surprise about the secret she kept from him. I got that idea from Hawkman's 90s comic book. Enjoy.
Spider-Man's POV
Hi, my name is Peter Parker, known as your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Worker at Horizon labs and a member of the Avengers. Today is the day that'll change my life forever and possibly my last day as Spider-Man.
I woke up really disoriented in someone's apartment and I really feel so heavy in the stomach.
"Whoa. Oh, what the hell happened last night? I must've drink too much last n..." I paused when I spoke in a woman's voice.
"Is that my voice? My voice sounded like...Felicia Hardy? What the hell is going on here?" I asked myself that question and then I put my hands on my chest. I touched a pair of breasts. Real big ones. They must've been d-cup size or something.
I got up from bed and went straight to bathroom. I looked in the mirror and to my surprise, I discovered that I'm actually...really am...Felicia Hardy!
And uncharacteristically, I screamed at the top of my lungs. It was supposed to be a female trait but that's a whole different story.
I stopped screaming and try to catch my breath with the realization that I'm trapped in Felicia's body.
"Oh, my god. I've switched bodies with the Black Cat! I really am Felicia Hardy! How did this happen?" I asked myself that question while I touch and feel my feminine face and belly and then I felt a huge bump in my belly.
I pulled and uncovered the lower body section of her pink nightgown and found out that Felicia is nine months pregnant.
"Whoa! Looks like Felicia is having a baby but who's the father?" I asked myself another question and then I heard a sinister laugh with my voice echoing around the apartment.
"What is that? Oh, my god, please don't tell me that this is happening!" I was beside myself as I investigated that laugh. I followed it all the way to the living room where I see an opened window and the 50 inch TV on. I got one back in my apartment and you gotta admit that it was totally awesome. But what was not awesome, was the news report regarding "me".
There's been a news report that Spider-Man's gone rogue. There were sightings in Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan and Times Square and incidents occurred that the Wall Crawler went from taking down and injuring petty criminals to injuring and killing Police Officers who were trying to arrest him. The Avengers tried to stop him but so far, Spider-Man escaped their clutches. And this just in, Spider-Man kidnapped the famous Mary Jane Watson, owner and founder of the exotic nightclub, The Wake. Not even the Mayor J. Jonah Jameson's Anti-Spider Patrol was able to stop him, let alone being destroyed and sent to the hospital.
New York Mayor J. Jonah Jameson made the following statement to the press.
After all these years of telling the world that Spider-Man's a menace, it proved that I was right and most people are wrong! So I'm officially declaring Spider-Man the most dangerous man in the world and he must answer for the crimes he committed! The Police officers and my Anti Spider Patrol who got injured and killed in the line of duty will have justice for their blood on the hands of that wall crawling menace! And effective immediately, I'm announcing a one million dollar bounty for the capture of Spider-Man! Dead or alive, I wanted that wall crawling traitor brought to justice!
We'll have more updates on Spider-Man within the hour.
"Shit! Felicia's gone crazy, causing trouble in my body! Let alone hurting a lot of people with my spider powers! It was out of character of her to resort to doing stuff like that, let alone kissing the Daredevil in front of me. I gotta find her and stop her!" I decided to do something about it until I heard that evil laugh with my voice again and my real body in my Spider-Man costume appeared from the opened window.
"Oh, it's not Felicia you have to worry about Spider-Man. Or should I say...Peter Parker." Someone else in my body knew my true identity. But who in God's name is this impostor?
I shook my head in confusion "Wait. How you know my true identity? And who the hell are you by the way?"
The impostor in my body took off my mask with his evil look on my face and my hair stood up straight, making me look like douchebag or something.
He said "The one you should've killed a while ago. The woman who was about to bare your child is now trapped in my broken body in the maximum security super villain prison with only a few hours left to live.
I remembered what he was talking about and it hit me. That impostor in my body is none other than..."Dr. Octopus! You...you did all of this? Why? Why did you involve Felicia Hardy in this?" I asked him in confusion and believe me, I didn't see this one coming. It happened when I at least expected it.
Doc Ock in my body laughed in my face and arrogantly answered "Yes! I did! I found the way to destroy you and the woman who still loved you since the day you both reunite and got intimate with one another. And unbeknownst to the likes of you, she knew your true identity in entire time!"
"What? She...you know what, never mind. It doesn't matter right now. All that matter is that you tell me how you'd pulled that body switch trick on me and the Black Cat right now!" I demanded answers from him only to get back slapped in the face and then he grabbed me in my little arms and pinned me on the couch.
"You have a brilliant mind, Parker. I'm sure you'll figure it out on time. But by the time you figure out my plans, rescue the real love of your life and undo the body swap between the three of us, it'll be too late. As long as your body is in my possession, you will not stop me this time. Either way I win and both of you will lose."
"Shut up! I'm still Peter Parker and Spider-Man! Even if I'm trapped in Felicia's body!" I yelled in defiance.
Doc Ock laughed at me again "Not anymore, Spider-Man. From now on, I'm Peter Parker, the Superior Spider-Man who turned his back on you so called superheroes. You'll be Felicia Hardy, known as the Black Cat and the mother to be."
"And Felicia?"
"She will die in my body with a few hours left to live. And how the three of us switched bodies will be my secret that the whole world will never know. And like a good magician, I shall never reveal my secrets. I used your body to commit crimes, destroying your reputation as hero and turned the entire city against you."
As I struggled to free myself from Ock's powerful grips, I yelled out "You can't get away with this, you bastard!"
He punched me in face and snarled "Silence! After all those pathetic wisecracks over the years, it appears that the jokes are on you!" before he laughed like a madman. At least he wasn't stupid enough to read a book full of corny, cheesey and lame super villain cliches.
"If you want to save her, regain your life and save yourself, then you better act immediately because if you don't..." He got off of me, ran back to the window and put the mask back on before he finished his sentence "she dies!"
He delivered the loud laugh before he jumped out of the window and started spinning "my" webs and a couple of cop cars followed him, only for Doc Ock to lead them to a car crash.
I got off of the couch, ran to the window and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" in despair and realized that this one battle that Spider-Man is going to lose.
And to make matters even worse, I regrettably took the Black Cat and the baby inside her womb along for a hellacious ride.
To Be Continued.
