I would like to thank haji you helping me with this story and others. It's been a great year.
"Do the disclaimer," Queen Lucy the Valient said.
"No," haji said.
"Do it,"
"No"
"Pretty please,"
"Fine, Queen Lucy the Valient does not nor will she ever own Harry Potter," haji said.
"Harry, I am your father,"
"Ron - are you okay?"
"Where's the dog?"
"Not a dog," Ron moaned. His teeth gritted with pain. "Harry it's a trap -."
"What-,"
"He's the dog ... He's an animagus..."
Harry wheeled around. With a snap, the man in the shadows closed the door behind them. It was Sirius Black.
"Expelliarmus!" he croaked, pointing Ron's wand at them. Hermione's and Harry's wands shot out of their hands, high in the air, where Sirius caught them. Then he took a step closer. His eyes were fixed on Harry.
"I thought you'd come and help your friend," he said hoarsely. His voice sounded as though he had long lost the habit of using it.
"Your-"
"Wait, wait, wait," Hermione said.
"Huh," all three males said as their heads turned towards her.
"Let me guess you were going to say, 'Harry I am your father," Hermione said the last part in her dramatic Darth Vadar voice.
"What? No," Sirius said.
"Huh," Ron said.
"Really, Hermione, really. You thought now the best time to quote 'Star Wars'," Harry said.
"Yes, someone had to, I mean come on someone had to say that. Ron wouldn't say it because he obviously has no idea what it is and since you weren't going to I did," she said.
"What the bloody hell are you going on about," Ron asked.
"You wouldn't understand," Harry said.
"What?" Ron asked.
"It doesn't matter what they're talking about just give me the rabbit," Sirius shouts.
"Huh," Ron said.
"I meant rat, give me the rat," Sirius says exasperatingly.
"I'm confused," Hermione said.
"I believe we missed something crucial," Harry said.
Just then Lupin leaped into the room, fell into a barrel roll, and jumped up shouting, "Expelliarmus" in a random direction.
When Remus looked he saw four very confused faces.
"What did I miss," he asked.
The End
Happy New Years
"Ah Thank You, ah thank you," Queen Lucy The Valient says, as she bows out of the room.
"Your Welcome," haji shouts after her.