Village Idiots Episode 1

by jldarkspider

Just a random Idea i came up with. Some swearing in this story. Credit for these goes to my good friends and my sister.

1. Village Idiots Episode 1

Note :Ok its a dumb idea but i like it.

Just to let you in here's the character's names

T - Tovar

A - Adam

J - Jonathan

Episode 1: "Free Wheel Chairs"

(Adam and Tovar Enter into Jonathan's party with WheelChairs)

J: "Where'd you get the wheel chairs from?"

T: "The hospital was giving them away for free."

J: "Who's He."
A: "Cheeseshrooms!"

T: "He came with the wheelchair."

J: "Somewhere there's a patient without a means of getting around."

A: "Bow Chicka Bow Wow!"

T: "I figured that...So i left them my bike."

J: "I see..."

T: "Said the blind man."

A: "I love these Cheeseshrooms!"

(Stuffs face with food)

"Oooh, Punch!"

J: (Punches Tovar)

T: "What the crap!"

J: "Sorry...Even I didn't see that coming..."

A: "That's What she said."

J: "Must have been the writers."

T: "Yeah...those writers are morons!"

A: (stumbles away from punch bowl)

"I...*hick*...think i had to much...*hick*...Punch."

J: (Punches Tovar)

T: Fuck! Why Me?"

TO BE CONTINUED...

EPISODE 2: "Somebody Spiked the Punch Bowl?"

J: (Punches Tovar)

T: Ouch! Are those Brass Knuckles!

Note: If yall want me to write the characters names out let me know.