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Opening Sequence
As an upbeat rock version of the Star Trek: Voyager theme begins to play, we see Voyager emerge from the Nekrit Expanse unscathed and gets ready to initiate her warp drive. Within 3 or 4 seconds or so, she goes to warp:
Delta Quadrant Fever
Then we see Voyager fly through dense nebula fog:
Based on Star Trek created by Gene Roddenberry
Joe Bost as Captain Wexamillion Major
Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson
Edward Furlong as Stan Marsh
Trey Parker as Eric Cartman
Matt Stone as Kyle Broflovski/Kenneth McCormick
Harry Shearer as Lenny Leonard
Hank Azaria as Carl Carlson/Moe Syzslak
Then Voyager flies over some icy asteroid of some kind:
Garth Marenghi as Jonas Zebeth
Todd Rivers as Z. Sanchez
Dean Learner as G. Reed
Then Voyager flies through a starship graveyard and goes to warp again:
Robert Picardo as the EMH
Then Voyager flies over a planet's ring
Ethan Phillips as Neelix
Jennifer Lien as Kes
Then finally, Voyager begins to fire up the warp drive at a nearby planet and warps out.
Created by Joe Bost
End Opening Sequence
WARNING, the following FanFic you are about to read is the dramatization of USS Voyager's disappearance on Stardate 19957.04, reader's discretion is advised.
It all began somewhere in the Badlands where at first, it was just a regular dogfight, and then some time later, it would all change. Now back to the dogfight, the Maquis' "Top Gun" Raider, Val Jean, has just won an ass-kicking victory by stealing the schematic plans of the "Obsidian Order's brand-spanking new can of Cardassian whoop-ass", the Keldon-class Warskiff, similar to the hull of the Galor-class cruiser, but has been "pimped out" with cloaking devices, enhanced warp drive and "weapons to the ceiling". During the fight, this is what happened after Cardassian political asshole, Gul Evek, began to open fire on Val Jean with his cockeyed/banged-up Galor-class cruiser, Vetar:
Chakotay: REPORT?
Tuvok: Shields logically holding at 60!
B'Elanna Torres: A lie?
Tuvok: A defense method!
Chakotay: A fucked-up lie?
Tuvok: Why in the hell are you people asking me this?
Chakotay: Just testing your Vulcan Logics, that's all?
Tuvok: Yeah, well, cut the shit out!
Torres: Right! You know Chakotay, there's one thing I like about the Maquis.
Chakotay: What's that?
Torres: We get to whip some Cardassian ass in old, worn-out Raiders in hostile Plasma Storms that crushes the Cardassian "rides" into dust.
Chakotay: Damn straight! And remember, once we get these plans back to Nick Locarno, there will a helluva lot ass-kicking!
Torres: Gotcha!
Chakotay: Damnit, the Gul's right behind us! And now he decides he's going to hail!
Gul Evek: Yo, Chakotay, I believe you have something of mine, fork it over or I and "friends" will be all over your ass like stink on shit. Evek out.
Jonas Locarno: By the way Chakotay, when we stop by Terikof III, we'll be needing more bath towels, 'cause were running out of them!
Chakotay [chuckles] I'll keep that in mind! Torres, duck us into the Badlands. Let's see you Cardassian Bastards do 90!
As Val Jean ducks in to the Badlands, Vetar gets crushed into dust after Gul Evek tried to increase his impulse at 90 light-miles per hour. But something else happens, something way too unusual…
Chakotay: You see, I told you we would lose them Cardassian Bastards!
Torres: Ah, shit!
Chakotay: Now what?
Torres: We are being scanned by a Coherent Tetryon Beam from an unknown source!
Chakotay: Wouldn't that turn into a Displacement Wave?
Torres: Theoretically, yes!
Chakotay: Tuvok how much time till the Displacement Wave arrives? Tuvok?
Torres: Tuvok?
Both Chakotay and Torres yelling at once: TUVOK!
Tuvok: What the hell do you want?
Chakotay: HOW LONG TILL THE DISPLACEMENT WAVE ARRIVES, Jesus! For the love of God man, pay attention!
Tuvok: None at all!
Torres: A lie?
Tuvok: A possibility!
And so, it happened, the Displacement Wave arrived, and incinerated Val Jean into dust.