There once was a man from Peru, who had dreamed he had eaten his shoe. Alright then. Enough of that bullpucky. Here's my story.
Alright so Olimar was in a McDonalds right? He was all like "Give me food" But right as he said that, the Shadows attacked. When that was over he exploded because of the bombs. And then the Super Smash Brothers attacked. Before all that happened, Captain Falcon was Falcon Punching the Dishes. Then Sandbag appeared to finish the job.
BOOM!
The castle exploded before everyone's eyes. Sandbag was relieved. It was finally over. The rebels had won. But then the Shadows attacked and exploded EVERYWHERE! She then took out her mega sword and attacked. They were angry but not surprised. Then Bowser appeared in his floaty clown face thing and laughed maniacally.
"Bahahaha! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Croaked Bowser
Jigglypuff then shouted "You won't get away with this!" And then she exploded.
BOOM!
"Bahahaha!"
Young Link then pulled out the Cuccoo to wake the old sage from his deep slumber in the confines of Luigi's mansion. But first he must get past the ghosts. The ghosts inside Luigi's mansion. That the old man was inside.
Captain Falcon was done with the dishes. It was time to take out the trash.
"Falcon Kick!" He shouted with glee as he kicked his trash. Then the phone rang. It was Young Link.
"We have to wake up the old man!" He shouted.
"Whazzat? Who's the old man?" Falcon was confused.
"The one Olimar told us about." Explained Young Link in detail.
"Where is he now?" Asked Falcon in a panic.
"It was the Shadows. He's dead." Said Young Link with his cheekbones protruding.
"WHAAAAAAAT? But I just finished the dishes! With Sandbag!" Exclaimed Falcon
"I know. I'm sorry it has come to this." Said Young Link
Little did they know that Sandbag was working for the League of Shadows.
Please review. This is my first story. I'll update it frequently as long as everyone likes it. Later Skaters.