Me: Hello wonderful fanfic viewers out there. I'm back with a new but short story.
Ed: So, what will the story be about this time?
Me: Some thing that we wished Roy would do.
Roy: Huh?
Ed: Him to shut his loud mouth up?
Roy: Shut up Fullmetal!
Havoc: Stop stealing my girlfriends?
Roy: Havoc!
Yuki: Get a hobby besides stealing Havoc's girlfriends? That's just wrong Mustang.
Havoc: YES! A girl who understands me!
Roy: WHAT!
Huges: Get a wife?
Everyone:…*crickets chirping in the back ground*…
Me: N-no! You're all wrong.
Ed: So he isn't gonna shut up?
Havoc: He's going to keep stealing my girlfriends?
Yuki: He's not gonna get a life, oh wait I said hobby the first time didn't I? He isn't gonna get a life or a hobby?
Ed and Havoc: Someone who finally agrees with us!
Roy: *cries anime tears*
Angel and Emi: *laughing hysterically*
Huges: He's gonna stay single for the rest of his life!
Everyone:…*crickets chirping in the back ground again*…
Me: Well, no comment on what Huges is saying but I kinda wish I could write about Ed, Havoc, and Yuki's wants for Roy to do but I can't really put it in a writeable format. Riza should know what this is about. She would really want this.
Riza: Is it -
Me: Shh, that will ruin the story. Gosh, by far, this is my longest intro I have done so far for any of my stories and me talking is only making it longer. Anyway.
Everyone: READ AND REVIEW!
Roy was not in the office yet. He was extremely late. The Elrics and Angel weren't given any assignments to do yet so they decided to just hang out in the office with the rest of the officers. Until Riza went into Roy's office and she couldn't believe what she was seeing.
Riza: OH MY GOD!
The others went to see what was going on and they were shocked at what they saw.
Ed: He did it?
Emi: This is…
Al: Unexpected.
Angel: Shocking. Was the Roy that came here yesterday the REAL Roy?
Fulman: It looked like him, sounded like him, and acted like him.
Havoc: I wish that he would do this rather than steal my girlfriends all the time.
Yuki: Am I in some sort of dream? *rubs eyes and looks again*…*faints from shock*
Havoc: Yuki? Are you alright?
Yuki: *out cold*
Emi: *checks Yuki's pulse* She's fine.
Angel: *faints from shock like Yuki*
Elrics: Angel.
Furry: …does this mean the world's gonna end? This must be some kind of sign! AHHHH! THE WORLD IS ENDING! *runs around like a chicken with its head cut off*
Fulman and Breada: *Same as Furry*
Black Hiyate: *Howls*
Riza: I never thought this day would come. *smiles*
Roy's desk was piled high with all finished paper work and, most of all, they were all finished on time.
Everyone but Angel, Yuki, and Hiyate: HE ACTUALLY FINNISHED ALL OF HIS PAPER WORK!
Riza: it would be a miracle if he actually did all of his paper work on time.
Roy: *sulking in a corner*
Ed, Emi, and Angel: *laughing at Roy*
Me: I know right? Well that's all for now!
Everyone but Roy who was still sulking: READ AND REVIEW!