A/N: Ok, so I watched this really funny video on YouTube recently called Nnoitoras Spoon is too big and I got inspiration to write a story about it! Since my last review on Egging Ichigos house and the person enjoyed the genre, I decided to write another one!

Reply to De Mann: Thanks for the review! Of course Ill write more!

Every now and then, the other Espada would question Nnoitora why he had such an odd spoon-shaped hood-like thing behind his head. Every time, he would reply it was the new thing, so they never bothered asking again, or so he thought

Ulquiorra was the quiet type, always serious and emotionless. He and Nnoitora didnt talk much and personally, he didnt mind. In his point of view, Nnoitora was a spoon-headed freak. Nnoitora also had been quieter since the Espada had shut up about his spoon. So Ulquiorra decided to change that.

Why do you have a spoon behind your head? Ulquiorra asked flatly, approaching Nnoitora.

Why do you care? Its the latest trend! Nnoitora shot back, glaring.

Nobody else in the whole universe wears one, Ulquiorra pointed out.

Youre just jealous! Nnoitora snapped.

Ulquiorra turned to talk away. Plus, it makes your head look unrealistically fat,

Nnoitora scowled, glaring at the short man who walked away.

One day, youll head hit your head on the door, Ulquiorra shouted.

Nnoitora wanted to say something, but he decided not to.

Guys, Aizens ordering a meeting, Halibel interrupted.

Without a word, the boys stormed off to the meeting room.

Ill be going first, Nnoitora smirked, walking into the room before Ulquiorra.

Watch your head, Ulquiorra warned.

OW! Nnoitora shrieked, his head hitting the door entrance.

I told you to watch out, Ulquiorra said, satisfied.

Whoops! Nnoitora cried, his spoon-hood smacking the door entrance too, causing him to fall, knocking over Ulquiorra with him.

Now you see why normal people dont wear spoons over there heads Ulquiorra grumbled, shoving Nnoitora off of him.

My spoon is too big,

My spoon is too big,

My spoon is too big,

I AM A BANANA! D:

Fin

Well? XD What do you think? Reviews are highly appreciated! DaniStillDollLoveSong/ Black Rose Doll