Ranko 1/2
By Zgaj
I do not own Ranma 1/2, they are property of Rumiko Takahashi.
This story takes place at the beginning of episode 1 "Here's Ranma!" I have inserted the first 2 chapters into this, and fixed the grammar I could. I added a little bit to some of the chapters, but don't expect a total overhall.
Enjoy, I want Constructive Criticism, just post them on the latest chapter.
Chapter 1: Here's Ranma
Ranma was being chased down the street by a panda; that was- running too? This was most certainly not a normal panda, it was a "manda" Half man half panda, but we simply call him "Genma" it is his name after all. This panda, Genma has a son named Ranma. The two have been on a training trip for the last 16 years. Now they are heading to the Tendo Dojo so Ranma may meet his Fiance. But the younger of the two would prefer not to, but to rather go find a cure for his "curse."
Ranma turned towards the panda, and attacked yelling, "I never asked to have a fiance y'know"
"Grow" said a Panda, throwing some claw towards the redhead, but not long after he took a kick to the muzzle sending him to the ground.
"You can stay there if ya want, but I'm going back to Jusenkyo." said the small redhead walking back the way she was chased. But not five paces behind her, was a sign wielding panda.
**Wack**
The panda then tossed the girl over her shoulder and continued walking towards the Tendo Dojo. Genma saw that he was being watched as he was walking away. He heard one of the onlookers say something rather peculiar.
"Make the panda say Skudoosh, Mommy." Was not quietly demanded from child tugging at his mother's shirt. Other on-lookers agreed with the child, and they started getting aloud, demanding that a panda say: "skudoosh".
The panda then held a sign over his shoulder that said: "Skudoosh."
Chapter 2: Dissappointment at the Tendo Dojo
\(o.0)/ *.* \(0.o)/ Meanwhile \(o.0)/ *.* \(0.o)/
"Finally," Said the Emotional Moustache Man, current master of the Tendo Dojo with tears Streaming down his face, "Ranma is coming." Soun got off from the floor and made towards the kitchen, "Kasumi?"
"Yes, Father?" Kasumi, the Gentle replied.
"Wait in the sitting room, while I gather the rest of the girls." Tendo said.
**Knock, Knock** "Nabiki." **Knock, Knock** "Nabiki."
"Yes, father." said a sort of irritable Ice Queen.
"I want the whole family in the sitting room for a family meeting."
"O-o-kay" said Nabiki.
**Knock, knock** "Akane." **Knock, knock** "Akane."
Soun opened the door, the room was contained no Tomboys.
\(o.0)/ *.* \(0.o)/ At the Training hall \(o.0)/ *.* \(0.o)/
**A Shutter's Snap**
"Akane, Father wants us to meet in the sitting hall." Said the Ice Queen, looking at her new "Picture of Profit".
"Alright, do you know what he wants."
"Nope." Said the Merc with a Heart of Ice.
\(o.0)/ *.* \(0.o)/ In real time with the panda \(o.0)/ *.* \(0.o)/
The Genma had just entered the Tendo's Compound, when Ranma woke up, and immediately started resisting.
"Put me down!" yelled Ranma, pounding and kicking the panda. Genma just kept walking until he was met by an overexcited Nabiki being followed by a man with well controlled excitement (for once, but when the Dojo is at stake there is nothing that he won't do). Ranma had gone rigid upon seeing the Tendos, which made it much easier to stand the girl straight. The girl only stood shyly for a few moments before, "I'm Ranma Saotome, sorry 'bout this." Then being enveloped by the bigger man, then pressed against him again. Soun then outlined Ranma's figure and stood back. Nabiki stepped forward and poked Ranma's Breast, then cupped it, seemingly checking its authenticity (there is a document of authenticity if you look hard enough.). "Could you please stop that?" said a timid Ranma.
"100% Female, 34C." said Nabiki putting the document back where she had found it. Soun fainted, immediately after Nabiki said, "100% Female." This statement was missed by all but Ranma who had taken on a depressed look upon hearing it
*In the Subbed version Nabiki actually does say "100% female"