Mr Moony and Mr Padfoot
Disclaimer: The characters that are included in this story belong to J K Rowling.
Mr Moony was baking cookies in the kitchen when Mr Padfoot entered, his nose in the air, lured by the mouth-watering smell. He consequently ate them.
"Mr Moony would like to state that Mr Padfoot eats like a starved dog and it is a most disagreeable sight to watch."
"Mr Padfoot would like to announce that he is very hungry and that Mr Moony has no right to comment on Mr Padfoot's eating habits."
"Mr Moony would like to comment that he eats like a gentleman, thank you very much, and doesn't gobble down his food like he has never eaten before. Mr Moony would also like to say that at least his food does not linger on his stomach"
"Mr Padfoot hopes that Mr Moony is not suggesting what he thinks is being suggesting by such a comment."
"If Mr Padfoot is referring to Mr Padfoot's ever-growing beer belly then yes, that is exactly what Mr Moony was intending."
"Mr Padfoot would like to argue that he does not have a beer belly, is offended by Mr Moony's observation, and that Mr Moony should acquire himself some glasses before making such remarks in the future."
"Mr Moony would like to declare that he can see perfectly fine with out the help of glasses and can therefore state that he can clearly see the rather large gut that Mr Padfoot has."
"Mr Moony would like to ask why Mr Padfoot is now rummaging through the cupboard as, clearly, he can't still be hungry."
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"And why does Mr Padfoot now have a frying pan in his possession and looking at Mr Moony with a mischievous glint in his eye?"
"Mr Padfoot is deeply offended that Mr Moony would make such dishonest remarks about Mr Padfoot's weight and is consequently going to put Mr Moony in his place."
WHACK
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