-1Title: Die, Dye, and Die
Prompt: Bored, bottle and blue
Pairing: Bobby/John
Warnings: Stole this from verdespeaks well I guess it would be lemouton technically because they put this up to Verde's prompt seeking.
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"I promise it'll wash out in three weeks." John could finally say that without laughing as Bobby glared down at him, having pinned him to his own bed as soon as he'd looked in the mirror.
What had happened to make Bobby so upset with John you might ask? Well, it all started with John getting bored and Bobby sleeping in. Theoretically, (John had to point out) it was Bobby fault because Bobby had slept late on a Saturday after promising to go to the arcade with John. That theory was denied when Bobby put his frozen fist into John's stomach.
But still, Bobby slept in so John had some fun at his expense. What had John done Well, he'd taken turns rolling dice with Jubilee, they were betting on the last bottle of temporary hair dye left over from her last prank. Jubilee wanted to use it against Kitty's pink shirts and John was betting on Rogue's white streak not being so white after he was through. John had won the bet and was sitting in bed tossing his prize into the air and catching it, waiting on Bobby to wake up.
That's when it came to him. How would he EVER get into Rogue's room when she was asleep and dye her hair without touching her and keeping her asleep? Well, he knew a couple mutants who could have pulled it off, but he wasn't one of them. Bobby however was known to sleep through Theresa's screams without even rolling over. Bobby was there, Bobby was dead to the world, John was bored, John had means. So, John had managed to (somehow) dye Bobby's hair a nice shade of blue while he slept.
It was a lovely shade of blue too, if unique. It was not the dark blue of Beast, or the more violet hued color or Kurt, or even the blue of Bobby's eyes. Oh no, nothing so normal. It was a nice shade between lilac and periwinkle. Another side effect that, while the dye was washable, it was 'guaranteed to retain perfect color for three weeks or your money back!' or so claimed the bottle anyway.
John slept in his bed, alone and frozen for the next six weeks.
Bobby suffered the jibs of his schoolmates for the next year.
John still thinks he got the raw end of the deal.
Bobby still wishes he could have denied sex with John for longer as punishment.
A/N: Yay for more happiness and nonsense from me at the ungodly hour of 1:49 in the morning! Like I said I stole this from verdespeaks request on DryIce and it was lemouton who wrote the three word prompt and I thank them both for that and apologize to from verdespeaks for stealing her prompt. I say blame the plot bunnies not the author!