Edgar Allan Poe was being moody and drunk on the beach. #Justpoethings
"Quoth the clownfish, nevermore." He sadly said to himself. He remembered that time on springbreak he fucked Marlin.
"Quoth me, I'm horny. I must partake in the fishsticks."
"Quoth the clownfish, again. Poe, I want you now. Swallow my fishy goodness. Now."
"Quoth me, raw fish is my specialty."
Edgar allen Poe looked at the fishy and quothed "and by that I mean I am a master fish chef" and he PULLED OUT A KNIFE.
Marlin was shocked. He quoth "nevermore shall you get my fish dick" and swam away.
He then found Nemo.
Poe cried and wrote sad poetry.
"I and my annabel lea wore the masque of the red death,
The tell-tale heart and shit, man, I don't even know."
Nemo and Marlin began to swim away into the deep blue.
Poe continued to cry longingly, his tears mixing into the salt water. He wanted that raw fish dick.
Suddenly marlin jumped out of the sea and air-swam toward the poe man and he pecked the poe on The Lips and winked as her went back into the ocean with his son but as he turned around and swam away from the air into the ocean he turned back to Edgar and quothed "that one's for you baby don't forget me hun" and turned back around toward the ocean, exposing his fish asshole to Poe to display a final memory of him that would be ingrained in Poe's mind forever.
"fuck." Quothed the Poe.
Then Nemo and Marlin fucked.
Caviar was awash in the sea that night.
The END