Author's Notes: I couldn't sleep last night and kept checking Facebook. This is the result. I realize that the fifty-million line dividers are annoying, but kept messing with the spacing of this fic. Anyway, this is supposed to be Kelly's Facebook wall, and is written as such. Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own The Office or Facebook.
Kelly Kapoor is on Facebook
Kelly Kapoor just got back from the mall and bought a BUNCH of cute clothes.
Kelly Erin Hannon likes this.
Kelly Kapoor Erin you're such a sweetie, we totally have to start hanging out outside of DM.
Kelly Erin Hannon yes, definitely!!
Mark Jacobson Shopaholic takes Scranton…
Kelly Kapoor lol be quiet Mark!
Recent Activity:
Kelly added some flair to her corkboard:
Love Actually fan button
Kelly Kapoor can't decide of she wants to see away we go or my sister's keeper today.
Jim Halpert Away we go got better reviews.
Recent Activity:
Kelly and Holly Flax are now friends.
Kelly became a fan of Barack Obama.
Holly Flax Hi Kelly! It was nice to see you at the company picnic. How's everything in Scranton?
Kelly Kapoor hey. same old same old. I think michael still misses you =)
Recent Activity:
Kelly wrote on Kelly Erin Hannon's wall.
Kelly became a fan of Brad Pitt.
Kelly Erin Hannon
In these photos: Kelly Kapoor
Kelly Kapoor we're soooooo hot!
Kelly Erin Hannon best lookin in the office
Andy Bernard is lucky to have such good looking co workers
Kelly Erin Hannon aww, Andy, you're sweet
Andy Bernard just being honest, m'lady
Kelly Kapoor thinks she should be on america's next top model…cuz she'd totally win.
Recent Activity:
Kelly wrote on Karen Fillipelli's wall.
Kelly wrote on Sarai Kapoor's wall.
Mark Jacobson Hey Kel, we should hang out. I'm gonna be in Scranton next weekend, some business stuff, but I'll have some down time.
Kelly Kapoor Yes!! I miss you Marky Mark. And I'm totally free next weekend. Whoo!!!
Karen Fillipelli Hey Kelly, I'm going great, and you? It was a boy…Elliot. I have pics up, actually.
Kelly Kapoor will always let any of her friends stand under her umbrella. ella. ella. ella. Love you all!!
Andy Bernard likes this.
Kelly Erin Hannon =)
Mark Jacobson You're a godsend on a rainy day.
Recent Activity:
Kelly and Oscar Martinez are now friends.
Kelly wrote on Oscar Martinez's wall.
Kelly wrote on Mark Jacobson's wall.
Oscar Martinez Hi to you too, Kelly. Hope all's well with you.
Kelly Kapoor took the "Disney Villains Quiz" and got the result "Ursula."
well at least I'm better looking than her…lol.
Recent Activity:
Kelly wrote on Kevin Malone's wall.
Kevin Malone No I didn't take one of your celebrity star mugs. Why would I?
Kelly Kapoor Idk kevin, but all I know is that angelina is now missing and YOU were the last one in the kitchen….
Oscar Martinez Maybe it could have been misplaced?
Jim Halpert I actually saw Dwight using a mug with Angelina Jolie's face on it yesterday.
Kelly Kapoor omg, thanks sooo much Jim!!
Kelly Kapoor thinks its sad that the gosselins are divorcing, but to be honest the real crime was kate's haircut. gross!!
Kelly Erin Hannon I do not understand that haircut. Poor kids though.
Andy Bernard *angela voice* no, the real crime is the divorce.
Kelly Kapoor hahahahaha! Andy you're brilliant. hey, how're you doing? I mean we never really talked after that whole thing with dwight and angela…and that must've been a really hard time for ya.
Andy Bernard Thanks for asking. I'm holding up ok. I've actually found two women I really like since the whole debacle, so life's pretty good.
Kelly Kapoor that's great! soo tell me about the ladies.
Andy Bernard well, one had really great taste in music, feist to be exact. Things didn't quite work out with her though. The other one and I have lots of potential…she's really cheerful, upbeat, sweet…she's kinda knew, so I've been showing her around town.
Kelly Erin Hannon Yay Andy! You're a lucky man!
Andy Bernard You have no idea ;)
Kelly Kapoor omg RIP Michael Jackson!! You were truly awesome! Billie Jean is not my love, but you totally were!
Mark Jacobson RIP MJ
Andy Bernard I expected the guy to be around forever…RIP to the King of Pop.
Recent Activity:
Kelly and Ryan B. Howard are now friends.
Kelly wrote on Ryan B. Howard's wall.
Sarai Kapoor is just stopping by to give some love to her favorite cousin.
Ryan B. Howard Look, I'm real sorry I didn't call u. Just got busy with Michael's paper co and stuff
Kelly Kapoor That is a lame ass excuse if I ever heard one. Jim never "forgot" to call Pam.
Ryan B. Howard pam and jim r engaged…
Jim Halpert Pointing out the obvious, eh Ryan?
Ryan B. Howard ok, this convo obvs doesn't involve u jim. plz find ur way out, k?
Kelly Kapoor RYAN BAILEY HOWARD, SCREW YOU.
Ryan B. Howard i'm sorry.
Recent Activity:
Kelly has blocked Ryan B. Howard.
Kelly and Toby Flenderson are now friends.
Kelly wrote on Toby Flenderson's wall.
Kelly Kapoor took the "How Well Do You Know Kelly Erin Hannon Quiz" and scored 80%
Whooo! My office bff!
Kelly Erin Hannon You're an Erin genius =)
Kelly Kapoor GO ME!!
Toby Flenderson Hi Kelly, I'm doing ok. Thanks for your comment.
Kelly Erin Hannon Shall we go shopping tomorrow?
Kelly Kapoor Of course!
Recent Activity:
Kelly became a fan of Tyra Banks.
Kelly became a fan of Cameron Diaz.
Kelly became a fan of romantic comedies.
Kelly became a fan of purses.
Sixteen similar. View all?
Kelly and Daryl Philben are now friends.
Daryl Philben Hey hey…how've you been, Kelly?
Kelly Kapoor Hey Daryl…I'm good. You?
Daryl Philben I'm doing fine. Been working hard, as always.
Kelly Erin Hannon Call me later. I have news =)
Kelly Kapoor is totally happy for Erin and Andy!
Jim Halpert likes this.
Andy Bernard likes this.
Kelly Erin Hannon likes this.
Recent Activity:
Kelly wrote on Jim Halpert's wall.
Kelly wrote on Daryl Philben's wall.
Jim Halpert Yeah, the date is coming pretty soon. I'm excited, too! As for the bridesmaid question, you'll have to ask Pam.
Kelly Kapoor Pam doesn't have FB. Does she?
Jim Halpert No, she is such a dinosaur. I have to get her to catch up on the times.
Daryl Philben Thanks for lunch.
Kelly Kapoor No problem…it was fun.
Recent Activity:
Kelly and David Wallace are now friends.
Kelly wrote on Daryl Philben's wall.
Kelly wrote on Sarai Kapoor's wall.
Mark Jacobson Hey you.
Kelly Kapoor Marky!!
David Wallace Thanks for the add.
Sarai Kapoor Hi to you too. Miss ya!
Daryl Philben What is it that we're seeing tonight? Harry Potter?
Kelly Kapoor Yep.
Kelly Kapoor & Daryl forever!
Kelly Erin Hannon likes this.
Andy Bernard Hello, double dates.
Recent Activity:
Kelly and Michael Scott are now friends.
Andy Bernard
In these photos: Kelly Kapoor
Kelly Kapoor we are quite the photogenic bunch.
Kelly Erin Hannon That was so much fun that night!
Daryl Philben You all look nice. I just don't photograph well.
Kelly Kapoor awww don't be silly babe you look great.
Michael Scott yeahdon't feel bad about yo appearance daryl. i'd totes go gay 4 u.
Daryl Philben Um…ok Mike. I guess that makes me feel better…
Kelly Kapoor is seriously lovin life.