Disclaimer: I don't own Sweeney Todd.

This just sort of jumped on me in one of my classes the other day, and, well, I typed it, and yeah… it's obviously based on Sweeney. And, um, it's poetry… though I guess you'd know that…

Okay, I'll stop trying to make a speech/

My friends

I stare at my friend, proud in my hand

and, quite suddenly, it seems slightly bland

covered in bright scarlet coloring…

without worrying

I lower it again

wanting nothing more than revenge

I slip my friend across the innocent's throat

and have the unstoppable urge to rejoice

I'd done it once more

This weapon across a throat I slit watching it become moist

Hah, I'm sick, don't you agree?