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Hero of Sci-Fi: intro

Hello dear reader and listen well, for this story takes place in the far future, so far in fact that your great(1,995 times) grandkids will have grandkids and that is if each kid has a kid at the age of 16.

But back to the story. It starts out with a new employee working on a 7564 'Wild Horses 'Overbikes (W.H.O.)' he was about 5'6", ~120lbs blond, short hair, light green lightsuit(=tracksuit+jumpsuit+lights), and an old green cap. His name is Link (Live Interactive Nanorganic Knight [for full name])

"Come on link, finish with that engine valve couple. We got five minutes before the work is free for our new fancy customer, you don't want those rupees out of your paycheck!" an old geezer shouted he was so old that he was the only Hylian without cybernetics, bionics, technologics or nanorganics in him 100% full flesh.

"Be right there, you old sack of flesh!" a computerized voice said, That voice is link all though link is not the one talking that was 'Scientific Computerized Ingrained Future Intelligence' or Sci-Fi. Link can talk but only in grunts, sighs, and some simple sounds. Link wipe his brow as he was done with his work. "It is done, I even cleaned out that engine blockage that made it sound funny." link's Sci-Fi said.

"Thanks a lot, here is a little bonus, and may I see the mechanic who did this job?" The customer said as she handed out 1,225 more rupees than the cost of the work needed.

"Sure, Link! Get out here, the customer wants to meet you." the old geezer said.

"On it." link said as he got out of the garage to wipe his lightsuit which automatically cleans itself whenever it gets dirty, bruised, or bleeding heals you from minor scrapes and cuts but anything above that gets a healing energy can from your local holo store. When link saw the lady she was wearing the 9,998 Sheik-A royal combat attire link could not think straight, "uh. uh.. hi princess Zeno Enigmatic Logistics Damsel Angel I mean princess Zelda

What are you doing here and without your royal robots coming into a small town like this?" link questioned.

"I believe that you are the next hero that will delete CyborGanon from his evil virus both in the real world and in Cyrule. Find the master sword code in the Glitchy Woods." Zelda said.

"Look, Zelda, I might have the same name as ultra ancient scrolls of legends but I am not a hero. I don't even know if I could wield a retro sword." link returned back.

"Just go there, the fate of Hyrule and Cyrule rest in your hands. I must go now they will notice me gone for this long. Link go the Glitchy Woods." Zelda said and flew off.

Link went towards the Glitchy woods there was no one here, and link hardly ever get a chance to push my Epona to its limits. it's is a custom job, a first-of-the-kind hoverbike (imagine the 'master bike' from Mario kart 8 but with Epona's color scheme) that the previous owner said "That is was a prototype. Supposedly to be faster than the full day 1 production of the year 7500 'W.H.O.'" combined. All Technology glitches in these woods so no hub for link to navigate through the woods, but finally link got there the master sword was there in a pedestal rusted from the elements looking like it could break at the slightest touch, but link slowly pulled the sword... *crack* *crack* *snapped* The sword shattered in pieces jagged at the end. Now the 'master sword' is a 'master dagger'. Link picked up the remaining pieces just in case it could be fixed into his digitized compartment that digitized real objects into bytes. Link had over 33,938 HB(terabytes) in his digitized compartment and all the master sword pieces took 1,986 TB to store.

When link got back tragedy happened the old geezer was on the floor holding his side with his left hand and his right hand was a holo message which would send him on his destiny.