Attack Of The Cannibalistic Guinea Pigs
One day, Holly and Artemis were going for a stroll through the nearby fields of Birmingham. Suddenly they were attacked by a flock of flying, evil, cannibalistic guinea pigs.
The guinea pigs captured Holly and took her to a far away desert Island where they did their evil conga dance around her. Then they force fed her fluff to fatten her up before eating.
Just in the nick of time Artemis flew in on his solar powered chair lift with an evil sausage chasing him. He tried to grab Holly but missed and crash-landed his chair lift in a coconut tree where the evil sausage devoured him.
Meanwhile Holly was being put into a pot of boiling water on the beach. On her left was the sea and on her right a small train track.
"God save me" she said.
"CHOO! CHOO!" Foaly suddenly zoomed in on his wooden train and grabbed Holly's hand.
"You saved me!" Holly said "But aren't you dead?"
"Yes, I died in the wooden train time warp…yet I am a ghost!" They kissed romantically whilst Artemis was being urinated into the Atlantic ocean by the evil sausage.