Daggett and his elder brother Norbert sat on the couch, watching television. "I guess it was a good thing that they cancelled us before South Park came on the air." Norbert said. Daggett smirked. "Yes, I guess it was too harsh for me to say shut up- I mean, I went to anger management! Now there's that group of kids in the snow that sit there and swear… and what happened to the reality show?"
Norbert shrugged. "Oh… the one with Stump? Yeah, that didn't really work out at all. Stump is still in the psychiatric hospital because of that show."
Daggett tried not to laugh. "Wasn't it Surreal Life?" Norbert nodded, grabbing a fistful of the fiery hot Doritos. "But there was... lets see, Ren from the show Ren and Stimpy, Heifer from Rocko's Modern Life, Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants, and Pelswick from his self titled show."
Daggett grabbed his own fistful of Doritos. "What was so scary and traumatic about that? It sounds like a Nickelodeon Reunion."
Norbert switched the channel to Vh1. "Hey, it's a marathon of the Surreal Life! Maybe that will answer all of your questions, okay dear brother?"
The television buzzed on. "Welcome to the first episode of Surreal Life! This season, our cast is an array of derranged characters! But isn't that true for every season? Well anyways... this ragtag bunch is entering the house via crappy 1980's limos!"
Day One
Ren is presently making him the most dominant cartoon in the house so far, while everyone is somehow cowering in fear. They are all introduced to their Surreal Life mentor, Mickey Mouse. Mickey has been out of the spotlight since his stint on the House of Mouse, which failed miserably- since the show was primarily used to have their children to fall asleep to. Meanwhile, Heifer has cleaned out the refriderator, thus forcing the Vh1's predetermined budget to go up. Pelswick is grumbling in his wheelchair, since Ren has already made fun of his disabiltity.
Patrick Star, who is still quite famous for the Spongebob Squarepants empire- is sitting at the bottom of the pool. He claims he is missing the love of his life who lives in a pineapple nearby. Stump is watching Patrick in despair, for he is too buoyant to swim.
Later on, an arguement erupts over the sleeping arrangements between Ren and Pelswick. "You can tell this room was meant for a person with a wheelchair, you dumb rat dog!" Ren hops into the bed and refuses to get out of the room. Pelswick became enraged. "You are just like that guy... isn't it Hitler? Yes! You are the epitamy of Hitler!"
Ren laughed. "That's impossible, you idiot. Hitler is not Mexican like myself." Pelswick wheeled himself close to the bed, near where Ren was sitting. Pelswick tried getting up from the chair, and Ren leaned over and pushed the wheelchair. Ren then laughed meniacally. "I guess you'll be sleeping on the floor tonight, you dumb bastard!"