Disclaimer: Disclaimer: Okay I'm so sick of this I've made up a disclaimer song, which in turn, you may sing to any tune you enjoy:
I'm not J. K. Rowling
And this is such a bother
Because if I'm not J. K. Rowling…
Then I don't own Harry Potter
I do not own a caldron
I do not own a broom
I do not own a dragon scale
I don't own real nice spoons
I do not own an elder wand
Or a cloak of invisibility
And
For me
You see
This can be
Quite a disability
I haven't written any books
To which fans are so smitten
If I was J. K. Rowling this Disclaimer would not be written.
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Hello everyone! This fanfic is about the marauders passing notes in class.
James
Sirius
Remus
ENJOY!
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Psst. Remus!
Sirius! I'm trying to take notes.
Okay. What's a four letter word that begins with P and ends in T?
PRATT
Ha ha. VERY funny. Come on! We're having a hangman face off. James has beaten me 5/5
P.S PRATT's a FIVE letter word
Can't we get in trouble for this?
I never get in trouble.
Yes you do.
Name one time I've ever gotten in trouble
Last week! For:
1. Sliding down though banister
2. Setting a Ravenclaw's bed on fire
3. Putting cheese in a Ravenclaw's bed
4. Starting the 'Great Food Fight of '89'
5. Punching Snivellis in the nose
6. Enlarging Snivellis nose, then punching it
7. Engulfing my essay in fire
8. Engulfing my essay in CHEESE
9. Flooding the Great Hall
10. Flooding the Great Hall in Cheese
11. Making fun of Moaning Myrtle
12. Throwing cheese at Moaning Myrtle
13. Throwing cheese at Roger Kline
14. Throwing cheese at Lilly Evans
15. Throwing cheese at Mary Macdonald
16. Throwing cheese at ME (!!!!!!)
17. Throwing cheese at James (That was probably an accident…)
18. Throwing cheese at Peter
19. Throwing cheese at Justin Marks
20. Throwing cheese at Andrew Killeen
21. Throwing cheese at Lacy Georgina
22. Throwing cheese at McGonagall
23. Throwing cheese at Dumbledore
24. Throwing cheese at Slughorn
25. Stealing Miranda Flint's Chocolate Frog Cards
26. Stealing Alice Bergeron's favorite woolen socks
27. Enchanting snowballs to pelt Peter, whenever he went outside, so he began to think a war had started, so he wrote to the 'Daily Profit' and then he wrote to the 'Quibbler' and they published the story and everybody laughed at him.
28. Burping at the breakfast table
29. Putting itching powder in Luchius Malfoy's underpants (Well that was funny….)
30. Being an overall PRATT
And that was just on TUESDAY!!!
P.S. DO NOT ask me how you achieved numbers 3, 8, 12-24
I said ONE! Geese why don't you write a book…!
Well, maybe I will
You do that…oh and the five letter word that began with P and ended in T was Pot. Peter accidentally put in two extra letters.
I still think we could get in trouble for this.
You're not "In Trouble" IF you don't get caught!