My name is Draco Malfoy, and yes I'm that infamous Slytherin everyone's itching to turn into a ferret. Contrary to popular belief my father does not abuse me. He even cares for me, I think, in his own way. I don't think he loves me though. But I don't miss love. How could I miss something I've never had? I'm not complaining either, because there are much more important things in the world than love: Money and power, for instance, and I have plenty of both. As for my mother, I hardly ever see her. She's always out gossiping with her socially correct friends, but it makes no difference to me either way. The only person I need is me, and that's how it's always going to be.
I have no friends, and don't you dare think I'm sad about it. I'm perfectly content this way. I've never really seen the purpose of friends. You trust someone and you tell them your hopes and dreams and you might actually care about them. But no one stays in someone's life forever, and eventually they'll betray you and they'll leave. Friends are useless in all sense of the word. Don't even think about asking if Crabbe and Goyle are my friends. If I wanted real friends I'd have the sense to get some with at least half a brain.
Ah yes. Harry Potter. I suppose I should talk about him as well. Antagonizing the Boy Wonder and his sidekicks is quite fun really. I feel so satisfied when I can tell I've cut them somewhere deep inside. Do I ever feel sorry about it afterwards? Do you even need to ask? Of course I don't feel sorry. Someone needs to deflate Potter's over inflated head, and since I'm the only one willing to … well let's just say it's something I can't refuse. And it is so hilarious to see the idiot Dream Team try to think of comebacks.
And Voldemort. Well I say he can go jump off a cliff for all I care. I bow down to no one, especially when that no one isn't even human anymore. Truth is, I think he's quite pathetic. I mean really, he's supposed to the fearsome powerful Dark Lord, and Potter beats him over and over again! How pathetic is that?
So now that I've told you all this what do you think of me? You probably still think I'm cold and cruel, and that's fine, because I think I am too. Have you ever known someone that seemed to be on a different level than you? They were unreachable even if you desperately wanted to touch them? That's me. I am untouchable. I am Draco Malfoy.