Eric Cartman was bored.
He sat alone on the couch, trying to think of something worthwhile to do. Kyle was at some festival for the ginger and Jewish or something, and he wouldn't be back until later. Stan was fishing with his grandpa, and undoubtedly doing something retarded like trying to save all the fish. Kenny was off somewhere saving the world or something. His mom hadn't gone shopping yet, so there was no food in the house.
Whatevah, he sighed inwardly. Might as well watch some TV.
He turned on his television and immediately was greeted by that doushebag Mexican dog trainer.
"Pass" he grumbled, flipping to the next channel.
"Hey Lois, want remember that time I tried to buy earphones in Iran?"
"Pass" he said, getting slightly more pissed off, and pressing another button on his remote.
"The lost city of Atlantis? It was definitely aliens"
"AH GODDAMIT" The boy's short temper finally snapped, and with that he threw the remote on the ground.
Suddenly, a show he had never seen before came on.
"Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight"
Cartman stopped his temper tantrum long enough to look at what was on the tv.
Bright lights flashed, and on the screen appeared a girl with long blonde hair, in pigtails wearing a sailor outfit.
"hey….. I had never seen this show before….. looks kinda kewl…"
He sat down in front of the TV, and slowly became transfixed in the story….
It was about an ordinary girl named Serena who became a superhero, with the help of her magic cat named Luna. In the first episode, they had to fight a evil women who was trying to steal energy for the mega verse.
Instantly after watching the first episode he ran to his laptop to watch the rest of the series.
Needless to say, the overweight, racist, bigoted boy loved it.
Why, you might ask?
Well, first of all, it was the perfect universe. There were no black people, and all the lesbians had to pretend like they were cousins.
Second, there were cats. Who didn't like cats?
And third, the outfits were super kawaii.
Like that word? The fat boy had gotten it off of one of the 50 fan forums he quickly joined.
But as with everything, Eric was not content to just watch the shows and read the manga. He had to take his fan levels to extreme attempts.
And he knew just how to do that.