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A/N: Tittle says it all!
Chapter 1 of Guilty Pleasures...
A Disturbing Fact
"You Damn Bitch!"
"Fuck you and you're damn gravity machine Vegeta!"
"With Pleasure Wench!"
"There at it again!" Mrs. Briefs sighed.
"You'd think they'd stop this foolishness by now?" Dr. Briefs replied.
"Maybe If we just ignore them, they'll stop and we can get some sleep?"
"Knowing those two, they'll never shut up till the other is bleeding or dead!" Dr. Briefs yelled.
Dr. and Mrs. Briefs snuggled close together and continued to get some sleep. Atleast they tried.
*Crash*
Dr. and Mrs. Briefs sat upright, startled by the crash.
"Honey what was that?" Mrs. Briefs aske in a scared tone.
"Ha Woman! You missed!" Vegeta bellowed.
"Damn you Vegeta!" Bulma screamed back.
"There's you're answer." Dr. Briefs sighed under his pillow.
Downstairs................
"My Kami woman! If you expect to release your anger through violence, then I suggest that you actually try to hit me!"
Bulma grolwed. Bulma threw another Vase and plates Vegeta's way. Vegeta dodged them easily.
*Yawn* "Woman, you're boring the hell out of me!"
"You dare have the nerve to yawn? What a way to treat a woman!"
"A woman? With that manly attitude, who could tell?" Vegeta asked.
"How dare you?....But hold on!...I have to remember that you wouldn't know how to treat a woman in or out of bed!"
Bulma slapped her lips shut at what she said. Vegeta began to growl and clench his fists together. Vegeta stalked towards Bulma slowly, intimidating her with every chance you get.
"What was that bitch?"
"I said that you wouldn't know how to please a woman!" Bulma replied and stepped closer to Vegeta.
"And how would you know?" Vegeta replied.
"It's obvious that you wouldn't know the first thing to do with a woman's body."
"Prove it!" Vegeta said as he took another step towards Bulma.
Bulma leaned in to Vegeta's ear and whispered.... " With Pleasure ".
Bulma stroked vegeta's lower half and grabed Vegeta's now erect member.
"Woman what the hell are you doing?" Vegeta hissed through clenched teeth.
"I'm proving that you wouldn't know what to do with a woman. You see.... If you were a ...*chuckle* Real Man? Then you'd know that this was a invitation to my body. But since you always consume yourself in your training, you wouldn't know"
Vegeta's hissing grew. He growled and glared dagers at Bulma's gaze. Vegeta left without a word and proceeded to train.
"I finally cracked him. I wonder where this will go?" Bulma asked herself.
Tired and satisfied, Bulma went upstairs and went to sleep. Outside Vegeta did some long thinking.
Cliff Hanger on the first chapter? Yes I'm a bad girl. The next chapter will be out real soon. Please review. Ja ne'
A/N: Tittle says it all!
Chapter 1 of Guilty Pleasures...
A Disturbing Fact
"You Damn Bitch!"
"Fuck you and you're damn gravity machine Vegeta!"
"With Pleasure Wench!"
"There at it again!" Mrs. Briefs sighed.
"You'd think they'd stop this foolishness by now?" Dr. Briefs replied.
"Maybe If we just ignore them, they'll stop and we can get some sleep?"
"Knowing those two, they'll never shut up till the other is bleeding or dead!" Dr. Briefs yelled.
Dr. and Mrs. Briefs snuggled close together and continued to get some sleep. Atleast they tried.
*Crash*
Dr. and Mrs. Briefs sat upright, startled by the crash.
"Honey what was that?" Mrs. Briefs aske in a scared tone.
"Ha Woman! You missed!" Vegeta bellowed.
"Damn you Vegeta!" Bulma screamed back.
"There's you're answer." Dr. Briefs sighed under his pillow.
Downstairs................
"My Kami woman! If you expect to release your anger through violence, then I suggest that you actually try to hit me!"
Bulma grolwed. Bulma threw another Vase and plates Vegeta's way. Vegeta dodged them easily.
*Yawn* "Woman, you're boring the hell out of me!"
"You dare have the nerve to yawn? What a way to treat a woman!"
"A woman? With that manly attitude, who could tell?" Vegeta asked.
"How dare you?....But hold on!...I have to remember that you wouldn't know how to treat a woman in or out of bed!"
Bulma slapped her lips shut at what she said. Vegeta began to growl and clench his fists together. Vegeta stalked towards Bulma slowly, intimidating her with every chance you get.
"What was that bitch?"
"I said that you wouldn't know how to please a woman!" Bulma replied and stepped closer to Vegeta.
"And how would you know?" Vegeta replied.
"It's obvious that you wouldn't know the first thing to do with a woman's body."
"Prove it!" Vegeta said as he took another step towards Bulma.
Bulma leaned in to Vegeta's ear and whispered.... " With Pleasure ".
Bulma stroked vegeta's lower half and grabed Vegeta's now erect member.
"Woman what the hell are you doing?" Vegeta hissed through clenched teeth.
"I'm proving that you wouldn't know what to do with a woman. You see.... If you were a ...*chuckle* Real Man? Then you'd know that this was a invitation to my body. But since you always consume yourself in your training, you wouldn't know"
Vegeta's hissing grew. He growled and glared dagers at Bulma's gaze. Vegeta left without a word and proceeded to train.
"I finally cracked him. I wonder where this will go?" Bulma asked herself.
Tired and satisfied, Bulma went upstairs and went to sleep. Outside Vegeta did some long thinking.
Cliff Hanger on the first chapter? Yes I'm a bad girl. The next chapter will be out real soon. Please review. Ja ne'