Disclaimer: I don't own Gossip girl or any of the characters and yada yada. My characters wouldn't be so wishy washy;)

"Chuck."

"Huh? Jenny?" He said as he began opening his eyes.

"Chuck, do you still love Blair?" she asked.

"How did you get in here? What time is it?" He asked in complete confusion

This must be a dream he thought.

"Answer the question, Bass." Jenny said sternly.

"Yes. Yes I do. Now can I go back to sleep?"

"Good. And how do you feel about her and Dan?" She asked sounding like a detective inquiring on the whereabouts of a missing person.

"Honestly?" Chuck replied while rubbing his very tired eyes.

"Of course." Jenny said with a small smile on her face.

"Well, honestly it is sickening. They are so wrong for each other. It hurts, and hurts even more for my sister."

"Sister..?"

"Serena."

"Right."

"So, why are you here, Jenny? Back for more?" He said in the most asshole voice possible.

"Ha! No, Chuck. I'm here because I have an idea of how to break them up. It is just as sickening for me to watch my brother be in the arms of such a prissy, snobby, and pretentious girl."

"Hey!"

"Sorry," Jenny smiled, "Are you in or what?"

"I guess. What did you have in mind?" Chuck said stepping out of his silk sheets.

*Spotted: Dark Knight, Chuck Bass leaving Terra Bella with his very own new bella, Jenny Humphrey. Watch out B, looks like you're not the only one who has moved on. Xoxo*

Blair read this in shock. Little Jenny Humphrey.

"Hands off! He's my man!" Blair said out loud.

"What'd you say, babe?" Dan said as he came into the room.

"Oh, hi honey." Blair said as she kissed him on the cheek.

"So what were you saying about me?" Dan asked.

"Nothing important. Anyways, I have to run some errands, I'll be back later!" Blair yelled as she ran out the door.

This is not possible. How could Chuck do this to me?

"Jenny, this wont work. She'll see right through it."

"Calm down. Yes it will. If I know one thing about Blair Waldorf, it is that she cannot control her feelings for you."

"Let's just hope this works." He said solemly.

Confused, Dan went over to the couch. Why was Blair running away like that? Did something happen?

On the coffee table he saw her phone, with a Gossip Girl blast on the screen. He quickly, without hestation, grabbed it.

His jaw dropped as he said to himself, "This can't be true. This can't be true."

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