Ninja Hiccups
Don't own Naruto sigh sob This story was slightly inspired by "Naruto Scenes That Never Happened" by Pyro Dragon 117. Thanks Pyro!
Summary: What if during our favorite ninjas' memorable moments they get a case of hiccups? BTW, there is one hint of shounen-ai in this, but that is it. Sorry to those who like shounen-ai and those who don't! This is not a romance fic at all, just a humor one.
Heheheheh… I'm supposed to be studying US History for my exam tomorrow… But I can't stop myself from procrastinating! Plus I sorta sick…
( ) = directions/emotions/narrative
= hiccups/anything that is not speech and not the above
' ' = thoughts
Round 1: Naruto
Take 1: Painting the monument
Naruto: (running away from angry shinobi) I'm the only one who could do something so horrible! (hides behind "fence" screen.) hic (tries to muffle hiccups) muffled hic, causes whole body including screen to shake
Chasing Shinobi: (scary voice) Caught you, Naruuuttttoooooo!!!!!
Take 2: It's the sexy no jutsu!
Naruto: (in the classroom) H- hic -en- hic -ge (turns into a perfect naked version of the Third accidentally)
Iruka: ….
Class: …..
Iruka: (teary voice) Naruto… Do you really think I look like an old man? And why no clothes? sob
Class: oO
Kiba: (points and laughs at Naruto) Pervert!
Naruto: …. hic
Take 3: I'll kill you!
Naruto: Don't touch Iruka-sensei! I'll kill you! I'll have you pay the pain back a thousand fold (a/n: that is what he said, right? ;;)!!!
KAGE hic BUSH- hic -IN N- hic -O JUTSU!!! (jutsu backfires because of hiccups and instead of dividing into shadow clones, Naruto's shadow divides into a thousand)
Iruka: ….
Mizuki: Idiot!! Do you really think a thousand shadows can stop me?!?!?!?! (proceeds to beat Naruto up)
Take 4: Kiss
Naruto and Sasuke: glare glare glare
Naruto: hic (body shakes and falls over, causing the two to kiss)
Fangirls: Naaaaarrrruuuuuttttttoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Take 5: Kissing, or not, Sakura-chan!
Naruto as Sasuke: You have a charming wide forehead. (leans in to kiss Sakura) hic 'Dang! These hiccups will cause me to lose the transformation!' I'll be hic right back hic!
Sakura: 'heh. He must be embarrassed.'
Take 6: First battle!
Naruto: (freezes as Mist ninja come toward him) hic (falls over as the attack goes over his head)
Sasuke: Are you afraid, Scaredy-cat?
Naruto: …. hic I am not a scaredy-cat! hic I fell ov- hic-er! I wasn't hiding!
Sasuke: Sure, Dobe.
Take 7: Shadow Windmill…
Zabuza: hah, is that all you got?... A second shukarin (a/n: any one know the spelling of this?) hidden behind the first?
Naruto: hic (transformation fails and he falls onto Zabuza in a hug position, causing him to break the water prison)
Haku: (storms out) How dare you hug my Zabuza-san? (attacks Naruto)
Team 7: oO
Take 8: Kill me, Naruto
Naruto: (runs toward Haku, kunai drawn, intent on killing him) hic (fall flat on face.)
Haku: 'I lost to this guy? No way am I going to let a guy like this kill me!' Sorry, Naruto-kun, I am needed still.
Naruto: I thought you hic wanted me to kill you?
Haku: I just changed my mind.
Naruto: 'Weird guy.'
Take 9: Meeting Gaara
Gaara: Kankuro, you are a disgrace to our village. glares coolly
Naruto: hic
Gaara: (surprised by the sound, he falls off the tree onto his head)
Naruto: snigger
Gaara: Desert Coffin. (sand entraps Naruto) Desert Funeral. (I think you know what happens…)
Konohamaru: Leader!!!
Sasuke, Sakura, Konohamaru Corps: o0 ….
That's it for now!!! I can't think of anything good for later chapters for Naruto, so this'll have to do. Review for which character you want next or for suggestions for Naruto hiccup scenes please!!