Disclaimer: I don't own the Marvel Cinematic Universe or Deadpool.

This is a crossover with Deadpool but there is no category for it. If you haven't seen Deadpool II, this story has major spoilers, so if you don't want to be spoiled, this story is not for you.

I liked Infinity War by the way. Wanda, Thor, Steve and the other Avengers were absolute kicking ass but I missed Hawkeye. Tony Stark is not an Avenger anymore.

Deadpool finds a new hobby

Chapter 1

Wade was still in mourning about Vanessa and although he liked his new makeshift family he wanted to talk to one of his friends (Shut up, Colossus, I have friends), who knew more about her.

It was at the moment a little difficult to get discreetly in contact with him, one reason was because of all the fun Deadpool had in Sussex with the killing of this child abusers and the rescue of all through the government mistreated poor mutant children.

The second reason was because Clint himself was in trouble with the government because he didn't want to become the mindless attack dog of the same people which thought they had the right to torture and arrest people which were different and who they wanted to exploit for their own gain.

Wade could understand this and he had the same stance as Clint on the Sokovia Accords. He couldn't understand how anyone could have objections to helping and rescuing people which were in danger, there was something strange at work here.

Wade very much doubted the good intentions of the government and he knew that Clint was always on the right and morally sound side. He had often talked to Clint about his relationship with Vanessa and had asked for advice from the married man, which Clint always gave him.

And if Clint sometimes rolled his eyes when Deadpool was again in the news with his stunts, he only lectured Wade when he brought innocents in danger with them. Wade didn't have problems with this and he took Clint's words to heart.

So when Wade wanted to visit Clint and his family he had to be extra careful to not cause Clint more worries, especially because Clint couldn't defend himself at the moment.

It was a piece of cake to get past the security wards of the government which surrounded the farm. Wade slinked to the barn because he didn't think it would be constantly watched in the same way like the farm house if no one was in it. Now Wade only had to wait till Clint came out the next time.

Wade found it interesting how fast Clint left his house and stood on the porch to look around. It seemed the government wasn't the only party who had secured the ground and Clint's security was much better. Wade was proud of his friend.

It was only a few seconds before Clint saw him and went back in the house. Wade knew that Clint would find a reason to leave the house and be in the barn for a few hours.

And really, not half an hour later Clint left the house and came to the barn, carrying a toolbox in his hand.

As soon as Clint was in the barn he fixated Wade with a warning gaze and shook his head before he went to a tractor with an open motor. Wade heeded the warning and kept quiet while Clint worked at the motor.

It was 20 minutes later that Clint stood straight up and turned around to look at Wade. "Hello, Wade, you can talk now."

"How do you know that?" asked Wade curious.

Clint smiled and took a gadget out of the toolbox which to Wade's eyes looked very futuristic. "A gift from the king of Wakanda. It shows me if a place is bugged and if the listening devices are activated. They have the bug in the barn now deactivated."

"Will they not activate it again?"

"I'm often in the barn, it is always different how long they listen in. Now that the bug is deactivated I will get a warning a few seconds beforehand when they reactivate it. Don't ask me how it works", explained Clint. He looked sombre at Wade. "I heard what happened with Vanessa, I'm so sorry for your loss."

Wade swallowed hard. "Thank you. It is hard to live without her."

Clint looked to the house. "I can't imagine how you feel and please don't be angry, I don't want to."

"There is no reason to be angry with you for this, I wish the same for you. Sorry to bother you, I know that I bring you and your family in danger."

"It is not a bother, I have always time for my friends if they need me and you didn't bring my family in danger that was Stark, this piece of shit", growled Clint.

Wade narrowed his eyes, Stark was since his involvement with the Accords on Deadpool's shitlist. "What did he do?"

"He betrayed my family to Ross and the government. After we helped Steve and Bucky with their escape, Stark came to us in the Raft because he wanted to know where they were going. He saw what they did to Wanda with this collar and this worthless bastard did nothing.

He said to me that I had chosen the wrong side. Hah, as if, the only one who is in the wrong is Stark and the government!

And because I said to him that he didn't have the right to make decisions for other people, he wanted to punish me so he outed my family out of spite and deliberately to Ross.

Then he went to Sam and he activated a jammer so that he could speak to him without Ross listening in. Of course that was because the coward didn't want to get caught in breaking the Accords, which he wanted to force on us.

The Accords were the reaction to Ultron and Johannesburg. He created Ultron without our knowledge so the destruction of Sokovia is alone his fault.

I mean he had time to buy a building while his fight with the Hulk because he didn't want to be sued by another rich guy but he didn't think for a moment about the people of Johannesburg as he started the fight with the Hulk. He could have lured the Hulk out of town but no, he had to provoke the Hulk to a fight because he wanted to test his new suit."

"What for a collar did they use on Wanda?" asked Wade after he had thought for a few minutes about what Clint had told him. He had met Wanda on the farm when Clint had taken her in after the death of Pietro. He had liked her and he found her powers more than impressive, she was for him after Thor the strongest Avenger.

"It can shock people and it prevents that enhanced people can use their powers. It was created by Stark himself."

Wade touched his neck thoughtful. "Interesting to know."

This time it was Clint who narrowed his eyes. "What happened to you?"

"Have you always to see everything?" grumbled Wade good-natured.

"That is my superpower", snarked Clint.

"Oh, my friend, you have more than one superpower for me", replied Wade. "Did you look the news the last week?"

"I thought it looked like your handiwork. What happened?"

Wade started at the beginning and Clint listened captivated with a few remarks in between.

"Time travelling? Cable sounds like an interesting type."

"Luck is a cool superpower to have, I want to meet Domino."

At the end said Clint visibly shaken, "This poor kids. And the people are wondering why Steve Rogers is against the Accords and don't trust the government."

"He is a smart man. I think I have to move Stark up a few places on Deadpool's shitlist, he doesn't like fascists. The only thing he hates more are child abuser." Wade saw how Clint shifted a little. In the same way Clint knew his tells did he know Clint's. "What do you know that you don't want to tell me?"

"What do you know about the fight in Leipzig?"

"I looked the news but as soon as they said that you and Rogers were the criminals I didn't believe much anymore from what the reporter said. I would prefer it if you told me what happened, you I can trust and believe. I think the X-man would be interested too."

Clint smirked. "They are already informed. They had a big meeting about it a few weeks ago."

"How can you know that?" asked Wade suspicious and looked at the GPS ankle bracelet Clint had to wear. It more than angered him to see his friend treated in this manner.

Clint hesitated and looked at the gadget, whatever he saw, seemed to be satisfactory. "An old friend asked for my help so I made a deal with the government." Clint gestured at the GPS ankle bracelet. "If I wanted, my family and I could vanish like smoke and neither Ross not Stark could find me till I would come for them. I'm not called an Avenger for nothing, I will get justice for that what Stark did to my family."

"And I will help you, when the time comes", promised Wade solemnly.

"It is so, the others needed someone where the strings could come together in the United States and I'm the best choice. I worked for SHIELD more than ten years and there are things in my past which even SHIELD doesn't know about, I'm more than Hawkeye.

And everybody can understand why I took the deal. Because of Stark my enemies now know about my family and if they come for me, I have to be there for Laura and the kids. Ross' goons will not lift a finger to protect them.

The government has me constantly under surveillance and I get frequently inspections from Ross' lapdogs to control that I don't have things I shouldn't have." Clint waved derisively with the gadget.

"Ross and Stark really think they have me under control." Clint snorted contemptuous at such a ridiculous thought.

"So you spy for the Avengers and nobody suspects you, because of course you have as their prisoner no opportunities to receive or give information to the Avengers or to leave this place." Wade was impressed with Clint's cunning. "Laura knows about this?" asked Wade.

"Of course she does. She was absolute furious about what happened to Wanda, me and the others in the Raft. She never did think much of Stark but now she really hates him and wants him dead. And as a good husband I will do everything to fulfil her wishes." Clint smiled unpleasantly.

I found Deadpool II really funny and as the part with the time travelling at the end of the movie came I started thinking.

What if Clint told Wade what Stark had done to his family and Peter Parker, how would he react? Wade had shown in the movie that he doesn't like child abusers.

And I think Deadpool made in the movie more than clear that he is Team Cap.