it was night time,coach from l4d2 was in the shower singing "gotta reach the top" shrek peeps through the window open.he slides himself in the open bathroom window when he hears his favorite song YMCA playing on radio.And he slides in the shower behind coach.while coach doesn't hear anything when hes singing YMCA.
Shrek is behind him and stretches his arm and turns radio off and whispers "this is my swamp".
he turns his neck around with neck sound pop,says Holy sh*t!what is that?Shrek says:its your friendly neighborhood ogre.
coach screams and jumps out the house in a towel screaming like a maniac and realizes he needs his clothes.then nick throws his purple shirtpants to coach and he flies up to shrek and fights him like superman.then he explodes shrek
coach says its all ogre now.Then he dances to YMCA stretching his neck and arms like from ogreaggressive.
shreks voice says its not ogre yet.The End?
will shrek return?