AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was an old story I found, that I admit is not very good, so please don't flame me! I just think it's fun. Thanks Cilia, for your wonderful review of YJ2! My first good review of my first story on FF.net! ^_^ that one took me months to write, so I have to come up with some more ideas for the characters, but there will definitely be more! ^_^ Without further ado…
BORED IN THE CAFE
By Kelly M. Maraglia
It was a cold, dark day at Gotham State College. It was Wednesday during finals week, so the atmosphere was as gloomy as the weather. At random spots in the Commuter Cafe, students were studying for finals in a variety of subjects. One girl sat alone at a big, round table. That girl was called Keelia.
Keelia was studying for her final in her Social Psychology class. She knew it was a very difficult final so she was studying early. She was off to a good start but she was tired, sick, and bored. She was also lonely. She longed for her boyfriend who lived in the far off, cow-infested fields of Wisconsin. She was completely down until...
There was an explosion in the kitchen. Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev ran out with bundles of food in their arms. Amelia stood on Keelia's table and started sprouting her justice speeches. Xelloss appeared behind her and pushed her down. Filia got up and whacked him with her mace. Zelgadiss Graywords and Xellass Metallium sat at the table, drinking coffee and wine respectively. Then Xelloss bumped into Lina, knocking her food to the ground. She was pissed.
"Dragon Slave" Lina called out and they all disappeared.
"That was weird." Keelia said to no one in particular. Then...
"Ranma Saotome! Prepare to meet thy doom!" Kuno yelled.
"Ranma, you're dead!" Ryoga screamed from the other side of the cafe.
"Nihau Ranma!" Shampoo rode in on her bike.
"Ranma, you'll pay for taking Shampoo from me!" Mousse yelled, wielding a chain.
"Ranma darling" Kodachi laughed loudly.
"Ranma Honey!" Ukyo called.
Boy-Type Ranma stood in the middle of the cafe. He jumped and CRASH! Everyone ran into each other. Then Happosai appeared.
"Happo-Fire Burst" He called and threw the bomb at Ranma, and then they all disappeared.
"Odd." Keelia commented and shrugged. Then...a loud roar was heard.
Sesshoumaru, in his demon form, practically filled the cafe. People ran out in haste. Then a low growl was heard. Keelia's eyes diverted to a humanoid, dog-like creature that she recognized as Inu-Yasha. Kagome, Miroku, and Shippou stood behind him. Inu-Yasha drew his father's steel-cleaving fang.
"Good-Bye Brother!" He yelled and drove the Tetsusaiga into Sesshoumaru's gut. Then Sesshoumaru disappeared.
Keelia gave a standing ovation. Upon seeing her, Miroku raced to her, grasped her hands, knelt before her and asked,
"Will you bear my child?" Then they all disappeared.
Keelia laughed nervously and sat down. After catching her breath and continuing her studying, napkins began to fly everywhere.
"Pu" She heard, startling her and causing her head to hit the table. When she looked up she was face to face with Mokona.
"Pu" He said again in his high pitch tone, causing Keelia to fall backwards and hit the floor.
"Mokona" Three girls called out. Mokona fluttered over to the red-haired girl. The girl with dirty-blond hair and glasses patted his head. Then the girl with blue hair started chasing Mokona around the cafe. Suddenly, someone held out his hand to Keelia.
"Are you all right?" Clef asked.
Keelia looked at the short, powerful sorcerer with nothing short of complete awe.
"Yes I am now. Thanks." She replied.
Just then, a monster went to attack, but it was slashed through with a sword from behind by Ferio and they all disappeared.
"This has been one weird day" Keelia commented aloud.
Then, a snobbish-looking blond girl pointed an accusing finger at Keelia.
"She's a great, big weirdo who keeps a snail in her pencil box!" Nanami accused.
"I don't have a pencil box." Keelia stated flatly.
"Of course not, you're far too appealing to have such an elementary thing." Touga said suavely and kissed Keelia's hand. She blushed. Then Chu Chu ran by and they all disappeared.
Keelia shook her head to clear it and started studying again.
Then she was grabbed from behind by Nakago.
"Taking hostages now? What a cowardly thing to do!" Tasuki sneered at him.
"Try anything and I kill her." Nakago cautioned coldly.
"I hate women anyway. LEKKA Shi..."
"Oh crap!" Keelia screamed and broke out of Nakago's grasp.
"...nen!" A burst of flames shot from Tasuki's fan but then it and the two men disappeared.
"Phew! Maybe I should take a break from Anime." Keelia sighed.
She thought she was safe when...
"Oh Pretty Girl" Carrot Glace yelled and chased Keelia around the cafe, asking for a date. She hid behind Marron while Tira and Chocolate beat the tar out of Carrot. Then they all disappeared.
Then a monster appeared in the cafe. Suddenly, a boy with long, black hair and a spear came in riding a big, fuzzy thing. Keelia knew them to be Ushio & Tora. They killed the monster and disappeared.
Keelia sat back down and was joined by Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, age 20, and his crew.
"You study too hard. Why don't you come with us for a ride?" Tylor suggested.
"Well, I...um..." Keelia almost answered but everyone disappeared.
Then EVA 01 picked Keelia up as an angel attacked her table. Kelly was thrown across the cafe, only to fall on top of Keisuke and Toji.
"I wish Marcus was here!" Keelia thought, knowing her boyfriend's great love for the Evangelion series. Then EVA 02 bopped EVA 01 off the head.
"Okay. This is getting to be a little too fragged up." Keelia announced as the Eva characters vanished.
Then Ash, Misty, and Brock showed up.
"We're looking for Team Rocket. They stole my Pikachu! Have you seen them?" Ash asked Keelia.
"No, I haven't." She replied.
"Ooooo, Jessie. They're looking for us!" James exclaimed in his really gay-sounding voice.
"That's right James. It's time for the motto. Prepare for trouble." Jessie began.
"And make it double."
"To protect the world from devastation"
"To unite all people within our nation"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love"
"To extend our reach to the stars above"
"Jessie"
"James"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light."
"Surrender now or prepare to fight."
"Meowth, that's right!" With the end of the motto, they all disappeared.
Suddenly, Saitoh and Kenshin appeared and started fighting. Little by little, while fighting Saitoh, he reverted to being the Hitokiri Battosai. They suddenly stopped when they saw Keelia, avidly watching the great fight. Then Kenshin hit Saitoh off the back of the head causing Saitoh to disappear. Kaoru jumped on Kenshin from behind, knocking him over.
"Oro" ^_^x He exclaimed and they disappeared.
Keelia wasn't bored anymore. She studied for her test, took it, and aced it.
THE END