Disclaimer: We don't own a thesauras, and neither do we own The Maze or Magic Rave. ;)
A/N: So Ayaka was all like "So there's like this comic where like Jareth like discovers like fic and stuff."
And so I was all like "I wrote a fanfic/Wrote as hard as I could write/I got reviews..."
And this fic was like born. ^_^
So I found this thing called fic.
What's that?
Stories by the fans.
What fans?
Fans of the fiction.
Fiction?
Fiction.
Who by?
Stories by the fans.
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I wrote a fanfic,
Wrote as hard as I could write.
I got reviews.
I got some favourites and
A story alert too,
And a C2!
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What kind of responses should I give my reviews?
Thank you very much,
Or fuck off you flamer?
I don't speak good Spanish
And might I say?
Neither do you.
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Write fanfic
Write
Write fanfic
Write
Oh no I've got writers block!
Wah! Where's my muse gone?
Add fanfic
Add
Add fanfic
Add
Come on muse just talk to me -
"Slap that muse up!
Make her see!"
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(Musical interlude from the musical-keyboard player)
Wah wah wah update! Blah blah blah.
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So I updated,
I'd tried as hard as I could try.
Got no reviews.
My readership had gone,
It left me feeling blue...
Not one review.
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What kind of plot device to use?
To get my readers back,
Should I get those two together?
If I killed that bitch off
Would they say...
"Way to go!"
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Write fanfic
Write
Write fanfic
Write
Oh no I've got writers block!
Wah! Where's my reviews?
Add chapters
Add
Add chapters
Add
Oh right I could just do this:
Kill them all off -
End the fic!
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Baby: Yay.
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Write fanfic
Write
Write fanfic
Write
Write fanfic
Write
Write fanfic
Write
Don't write fic
Don't
Don't write fic
Don't
Tear your hair out
Go insane
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Baby: Hahahahaha!
(Even fancier musical interlude.)
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So I stopped writing fic.
Stopped writing?
The fic I was writing.
What fic?
You didn't even read it!
Read what?
You didn't...
Maybe I did?
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
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What fanfic,
What?
Ow! Ow! Ow!
What fanfic?
What fanfic? o_0
Ow! Ow! Ow!
WHAT fanfic?
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What should I do should I start again?
Try a different genre -
Or a different fandom?
Should I up the rating,
Or go for light and fluffy?
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Write fanfic
Write
Write fanfic
Write
I put my story up today!
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(Epic guitar)
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Add chapters
Add
Add chapters
Add
.
(Epic guitar)
.
"Put new chapters up right now!"
Okay "Sarah", right away!
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(Epic guitar)
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Obey the reviewers
Obey
Obey the reviewers
Obey
Obey the reviewers
Obey
Obey the reviewers
Obey
Write something!
Write
Write something!
Write
I wonder who that "Sarah" is?
Is she single?
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Baby: I doubt it!
(More epic guitars; at this point Jareth is really doing his thing.)
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Stalk "Sarah"
Stalk
Stalk "Sarah"
Stalk
Stalk "Sarah"
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Come on "Sarah",
Just marry me!
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Please review this.
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