A/N okay this story is about a forum here on Fanfiction. We do a roleplay over there and that is where I got the idea. Five reviews till you get to read the next chapter. And I'm going to give a shout-out to my friends Shakespeare Freakazoid and Miss Werewolf for acting as these characters when I need to figure out what they'd do in this situation. It's a joint fanfic, this chapter is written by the character Jason in the story. Each chapter will be from the point of view of the person who writes it. NOW YOU SHALT READ!

I was stuck, stuck like glue to the back of an african elephant with nosehair issues, stuck like a nail in Louis the fourteenth's baseboard, I also couldn't come up with any good similes. I'm a terrible writer. I know I am. I guess I'l just head over to CUTR and talk to my friends

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Quil's bud:HELLOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo?

Quil's bud: Is anyone on?

Shakespeare Freakazoid: What the heck are you doing?

Miss Werewolf: I'm on, Hi guys!

Quil's bud: I'm trying to you see if anyone's on, I guess both of are...

Shakespeare Freakazoid: When am I not on, Jason?

Quil's bud: Hey Anah, got any Ideas for a Fanfic?

Quil's bud: I can't come up with any Twilight Ideas.

Miss Werewolf: how about... I don't got anything

Quil's bud: True Aimee (laughing) it's time to drag (cell phone rings) Quil, right on... just a sec

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At the exact second when I typed "cell phone rings" my cell phone actually rang! But when I picked it up, no one was on the other end.

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Miss Werewolf: Chris?? Where'd he go?

Shakespeare Freakazoid: I dunno, Anah, but he better have a good explanation when he gets back on.

Miss Werewolf: Agreed.

Quil's bud: That was really strange guys, right as I typed "cell phone rings" my cell phone rang! But no one answered. (confused look)

Quil's bud: HELLO!?

Shakespeare Freakazoid: That's weird, Jason. You're sure it wasn't just Lindsey being annoying?

Quil's bud: I don't even know Lindsey!

Shakespeare Freakazoid: True...

Quil's bud: is Anah still there?

Quil's bud: anyway... wait, gotta plug my laptop in

Miss Werewolf: Yep, I'm here!

Quil's bud: (cell phone rings again) Quil must be ready to...

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My cell phone rang again. I wasn't quite as surprised this time, but it got me kind of tired, so I was going to leave the forum.

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Shakespeare Freakazoid: WHERE DO YOU KEEP GOING!

Quil's bud: it happened AGAIN!

Shakespeare Freakazoid: What's your number again?

Quil's bud: 360-563-4162

Shakespeare Freakazoid: I'm still convinced Lindsey hacked my phone and is calling you to be annoying

Miss Werewolf: what would she care if Jason got annoyed? Besides, you can't hack a phone.

Shakespeare Freakazoid: actually you can hack a cell phone, I saw it on the news.

Quil's bud: I think I'll just go run around a bit, unless Leah is out. MAN I HATE HAVING TO HEAR HER THOUGHTS!!

Shakespeare Freakazoid: Calm down Jason...

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I decided to go drive out to Moe's, seeing as I did go there at least 3 times a week

About halfway there my cell phone rang again, I expected it to be no one again, so I let it go to voicemail. "Hey, you know the deal, blah blah blah. BEEP!" then, to my utter surprise, I heard...

The first chapter of my first good fanfic is finally DONE! I know It doesn't seem like much yet, but it gets a WHOLE lot better in the next few chapters. I'm really not good at summaries though.