What Happened? : A HUGE FRIGGIN CROSSOVER ACTION HORROR FRIENDSHIP ADVENTURE ROMANCE DEATH RAINBOW GORY BOMB OF AWESOME!

Phew. That was a mouthful.

Anyways,

DISCLAIMER

I DO NOT OWN THESE ELEMENTS IN MY STORY:

Starfox

Certain Movie Quotes

Nyan Cat

Any Trademarked Characters or Businesses

The Slender man.

The predators from AVP, or any of their weapons/gear/equipment.

My Little Pony

Lord Harkon

I OWN:

My custom characters, a pony form of myself (yes I am the badass black Pegasus in the last part of this chapter), the various creatures I put underground, and the super-easily predictable plotline.

Act One, STORY BEGINS:

In space, you can usually predict what happens. Space has no definite shape or size, but you can usually tell if a giant rock is flying towards your planet or not, rather simply. You just look to the skies and watch out for that kind of thing. Mostly though, you won't find yourself smashed under a giant rock. You will usually find yourself either being mugged, being laughed at, hanging out with people, buying stuff, partying, or working crazily trying to finish some type of business project. Because on the ground, you will never know what hit you. Like this stupid old dude in the next paragraph.

On a planet deep in the bowels of space, an old man stood on top of a large junk tower stretching straight up out of the atmosphere and into space itself. He was protected by an air bubble generated by his spaceship, parked right next to him. Why he was there we will never know, because in about five seconds he will become unimportant to the plot and then die. Such is the fate of idiots standing on top of junk towers.

Anyway, a large comet (?) crashed into the base of the junk tower, which collapsed almost instantly. The man instantly fell out of the safe little air bubble and fell, smoldering, to the planet's trash-covered surface. The ship belonging to the old man, which was lost for years afterwards, of course survived. When the junk tower fell, it triggered an explosion of red energy. This energy consumed the planet and it crushed itself. (That will happen to you when you become unimportant to the plot)

Then, millions of miles away, a planet was under a siege, as it had been for the past 2 weeks. The bad guys were the inhabitants of the planet, which had a huge, almost immortal army of… troops, for lack of a better word to describe the heavily mutilated, brutal, psychotic beings used in the planetary military. And of course, a limitless supply of high grade super-weaponry, just like always.

The invaders were pretty much on par with that, with an unending army of genetically enhanced, powerful, all around great guys, robotic sword wielding giants, cybernetic superbombs, and powerful starships.

Now, the inhabitants of the planet had a rather mean trick up their sleeve. They were manufactured a small bomb the size of a beach ball, which works like a nuclear bomb, only it uses rainbow energy, which was extracted from:

"Subject 101, please step forward."

A small, female cyan Pegasus with a rainbow colored mane and tail trotted slowly forward. She looked around, observing the room with sad eyes. It was always the same routine for her nowadays: Leave room, step forward, get poked with needles, try to eat lunch, get picked on by other inmates, get beaten, sometimes even violated by the "trustworthy" guards, force dinner down he throat, stay in room for rest of day. It was a sad life, which would soon change.

The next day, she awoke in a pool of sweat, panting. Her mane was messy, er eyes were bloodshot, and she had a tingly sensation between her hind legs. She vaguely remembered some guards entering her room, but after that it was a blur. Her tail lay dirty and slick with sweat, while she tried to maneuver her hair to something more respectable. Her routine was the same, but on her way to her room she heard the guards talk of a strange being, another Pegasus, advancing on the prison through the air, evading their defenses. They said they could handle it, but seeing as the inmates were always getting away with things, and the other side of the war was slowly winning, she doubted that she would wake up tomorrow freed. Or even alive.

An alarm woke Rainbow Dash from her sleep, as the sound of frantic footsteps outside her door made her heart race. What was going on? She asked herself. The footsteps gave way to screaming and the sound of flames crackling, gunshots and metal crunching. She rolled off of her cot and hid under the bed, without any sort of defense. Even her magic was gone, thanks to the scientists using it to make the rainbow nuke. Her iron door dented, and continued to dent, each one knocking the door closer to open. Finally the lock exploded. The now broken door swung lightly on its hinges, while the screams and gunshots became farther and farther away. Rainbow Dash stepped cautiously into the hall, which was now painted with the blood of the guards. Singed corpses littered the corridors, while a few crushed file cabinets lay on top of dying guards, who all screamed and begged for help. Dash just turned her head away from them and concentrated on her path. Suddenly, another inmate hopped in front of her, blocking her path. "YOU WON'T LEAVE HERE ALIVE!" He screamed, and threw a chunk of tile at her. She easily dodged it and leapt at him, pummeling his face with her front hooves and flapping her Pegasus wings frantically, dodging his repeated blows. She bucked her hind legs at his nose and broke it, smashing it left across his face. She kicked him aside and bolted forward, when a guard flew from the next hall into this one, smashing onto a wall. A ray of blood-colored energy hollowed out the man's chest, killing him with almost no blood involved. A black male Pegasus stepped into the hall, scanning from side to side with another energy beam, generated from his mouth. He stopped, noticing Rainbow Dash hiding, and advanced cautiously, observing her closely, with a cold, piercing gaze. For Dash, it was like he was trying to drive icicles through her with his eyes, as he examined every inch of her bruised, bloodstained body. They sized each other up, Dash's eyes a mix of rage, fear, and pain. His were empty, but it was the kind of emptiness that you felt when you notice something strange but can't see it anywhere, but you can feel it there, like it's mocking you with its presence. His eyes weren't empty. THEY WERE LESS THAN EMPTY.

Dash snapped out of her pondering when she noticed the other Pegasus edging closer and closer, his eyes losing their emptiness and taking on an alert look to them. In a flash he dove forward and slammed her into the wall, at the same time shielding them from a burst of energy from a guard's weapon with his left wing, the other squeezing Dash closer to his body. He bolted faster than could be tracked by the unaided eye and blasted the attacker aside with a ray of energy, blowing the man's head off and splattering blood onto the white walls and floor. He head butted through a wall, breaching the outer shell of the prison, then charged his energy into something similar to Dash's own Sonic Rainboom. In an instant they were miles away, the male now huddling a fearful Dash to his chest with his front legs. At the same time, Dash saw a small house on the ground ahead of them. She felt a small bit of relief enter her, but then the humble hut was crushed by some sort of high powered wind almost immediately after she saw it and they were hit by a large shockwave from behind, knocked right out of the sky. She caught a glimpse of a rainbow colored mushroom cloud before they hit the ground, and she felt her left hind leg snap like a twig before she blacked out.

-How was that for the first chapter?

Next one will be a little bloodier, a bit less evil, and some more predictable plot twists.

I fail at writing.

Sadface.

Anyway, please rate fairly and don't be a douchebag or the black Pegasus will blow a hole in your front door and give you a spanking. XC