For Mary
Hades had spent hours upon hours, trying to figure out something to wear to his date with Maleficent. He had rummaged through his entire wardrobe, trying on numerous things, wondering what was appropriate for said date.
Or if it even was a date.
Maleficent had conceded, only for the fact that he had been threatening to kill Mickey...and that was apparently a turn-on for her.
Hades looked at himself in the dark and chipped mirror he possessed, wincing at how he looked in the dark suit he had squeezed himself into. He looked...ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
A bright electric blue fire consumed him, incinerating the clothing instantly. Unfortunately, Pain and Panic chose to arrive. Panic immediately screeched, covering his eyes to shield them from Hades's body, whereas Pain merely groaned, squeezing his eyes shut.
"Sir...will you please put some clothes on?" Pain groaned, before clamping a hand over Panic's mouth to stop his screeching.
"I'll put clothes on whenever I want," Hades said, sounding more like a petulant child than a dangerous God. However, he snapped his fingers moments later, his normal garb appearing.
"I don't know what to do," he confessed, slouching over to his stone throne, before sinking into it. Pain and Panic cautiously moved closer.
"Sir-?"
"She's one hell of a woman."
The two minions looked at each other confused. "Um...who?" Panic asked meekly.
"MALEFICENT you TWITS!" Hades exclaimed, fire erupting about him once more. The two cowardly minions screeched, cowering.
Hades sighed a long-suffering sigh. "The problem is...I don't know what she wants in a man..."
"I-I'm sure if she a-asked you out, what she wants is you!" the two chorused, wiincing when their master glared at him.
However, Hades's voice came out sounding surprisingly vulnerable. "You think so?"
"I know so!" Pain exclaimed. "We know so, right Panic?" He elbowed his companion, prompting the more squirrelly of the two to nod, stuttering out his agreement.
"So then I have nothing to worry about then?" he asked. The two immediately shook their heads.
"Nope!"
"No, not a-at all sir!"
Hades stretched slightly, before popping the joints in his hands. "I'm glad you two have such confidence in me!" he exclaimed, sounding quite pleased. "Therefore, if the date fails, it will be on your heads!"
He laughed to himself as his minions exited his room. Pain and Panic looked at each other as the door swung shut, their face reflecting their respective names.
"So...h-how likely is it that we'll die?"
"Very."
A/N Oh, this one will be fun! I love humor-ful things. These two are cute, especially how Hades seems really nervous around her! This will most-likely be 3-5 chapters long, so pretty short...but sweet and funny all the same!
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