This is just a random story me and my amiga, cassy, put together…..I do not own any of the characters in this fanfic, and believe me, there are many! At first it seems like Death Note, but it changes in the next chapters. Hope you enjoy and please review! (And don't ask what category this falls under or what anime, cuz there's a variety of characters and it really has no plot)
Jethro: Hello everybody and welcome to our new show!!
Cassy: (whispers) You forgot to announce the name……Idiot……
Jethro: Oh, shit! Um…..I mean…..Welcome to Interview with the Stars!! thumbs up to audience
Ollie: Today's guests are characters from Death Note!!
(Audience applauds…..nobody walks on stage)
(Long silence)
Cassy: (whispers to Jethro) Where are they?? I thought you said they were here!
Jethro: They're supposed to be……..
(L appears on stage)
L: What is the point of this?
Jethro: Because we are teens and we're bored…..AND YOU'RE LATE!!
L:...Hmmm….I see…..
Cassy: You don't see the point, do you?
L: Hmmm…..nope, not really……..
Cassy: Oh well, who cares! You're the hottest guy on the planet!!
L: um…..thanks…..I think.
Jethro: Cassy, that's enough!
Cassy: Sorry……but I can't help the fact that he's hot! nosebleed
(Enter: Light)
Light: Stop talking about how "hot" L is! I can't stand it! The fan girls, the rumors, his posture! I can't take it any longer!
L: …..Then leave…..
Jethro: Someone sure is PMSing…..
Light: (to L) You just wait til I find out your real name! I'll get you! Your precious fan girls will all come to me!!(Funky laughter that he normally does after something evil)
L: (doesn't seem to notice) Can someone bring me a cookie?
Light: Enough with the sweets! You should be fat! You eat sweets nonstop, how can you not be fat!!
Jethro: smacks Light Enough! This is not a fucking rant, this is an interview! I will not tolerate your selfish, violent, and chaotic behavior! Now sit down and shut the hell up!
(Light sits)
(Mello walks on stage and pops up behind Jethro)
Mello: Feisty (bites chocolate bar) Mello likes….
Jethro: jumps aren't you gay?!
Mello: I swing both ways. (Winks at Cassy)
Cassy: GIRLY MAN WINKED AT ME!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!
Jethro: This is not a comedic dating show! This is an interview! Seethes
Mello: You're really rude (winks) I like that!
Jethro: (slaps Mello) Enough! Stop messing around! If you don't stop pestering me I'll lock you in a broom closet!
Ollie: How come I don't appear in this story much?
Jethro: Sorry….this story has too many characters and I forget.
(Ollie cries in corner)
Mello: You made her cry….You're my kind of woman! (Munches on chocolate bar)
Light: (Slaps Mello with Death Note)
Kaitlin: Hasn't Mello been slapped enough?
Everyone but Kaitlin and Mello: NO!!
(Near walks on stage)
Near: When do I get to be L?
L: Do I look dead to you?!
Light: No….but that can be arranged.
Jethro: There will be no murder on my show! No all of you sit down and shut the hell up!
L: So…is someone gonna bring me a cookie?
Mello: If you let me be the next "L" you can have my chocolate bar.
Ollie: Oooh…What kind of chocolate? I want some!
Mello: German.
Ollie: (attacks Mello attempting to get chocolate)
Mello: (Girly scream) Get the crazy lady off of me!!
Matt: (enters and points loaded gun at Ollie's head) Get off my man!
Mello: (clings to Matt) I love you! I'll give you all my chocolate!
Ollie: (climbs off Mello) Party-poopers.
L: Now that the insanity is over….Can we get on with the interview? (looks bored)
Cassy: (whispers to L) perk up or you don't get my homemade chocolate cookies or the specially-made strawberry cake.
Near: (Starts playing with transformer toys)
Jethro: (sits and plays with Near's hair)
Near: Shouldn't you calm the others down?
(Cassy beating on Matt and Mello in the background)
Cassy: Matt! You are WAY to hot to be gay!!
Light: (whimpers) Why don't I have any fan girls??
Misa: (walks on stage clad in "I 3 Light" clothes) I'm your fan girl!!
Light: (screams and runs) Oh Dear God!! Satan! RYUK!!(Falls flat on face)
Jethro: Nah….they can handle it themselves (continues to play with Near's hair)
Kaitlin: (nurses Mello's wounds) Poor baby! I'd never do that to you!!
Matt: (with large bruises) Don't worry….he likes the pain.
Mello: (Nods shakily) I like 'em rough!!
Kaitlin: (blinks) Cassy, mind beating these two to a bloody pulp again?
Cassy: (Cries in corner from Mello's affection) beb-but! I want L! Not that freak!
Ollie: (appears out of nowhere) I'll take him and his chocolate!
L: (kicks Ollie) Shut up. (Steals Mello's chocolate and munches)
Jethro: Okay……and that's today's episode! See you soon!