Title: Starbucks
Characters: Artemis and Dick
Pairings: Traught kekeke~
Summary: "You could have been serving a Java Chip Frappucino to Wonderwoman or something. Isn't that cool?"
Notes: Done for the 30 Day Drabble Challenge; Day 15. (Oh God this is horrible, isn't it. Save yourselves and skip it klsdhjfskhfjkhfdjhfsd)
Prompt: Order
Disclaimer: Nope, characters not mine.


"You know what would be awesome?"

"What?"

"Okay, imagine this while you're working at Starbucks. You take random strangers' orders everyday, right? Imagine if you were serving one of the League member's secret identity? You could have been serving a Java Chip Frappucino to Wonderwoman or something. Isn't that cool?"

Artemis stared blankly down at Robin, whose head was on her lap. This wasn't the first time she wanted to rip the damn mask off of his face, just to check if he was serious or not.

She groaned and shifted, causing Robin to get up from his very comfortable position, "How do you come up with the most random things to talk about?"

The Boy Wonder just gave her his signature laugh and smirked, "You tell me, babe."

Artemis swore she could feel the boy's wink behind the domino mask, before he stood up and sashayed away from her. Now he was just being ridiculous.

Although, that was some delicious booty view.

She jolted when Robin was out of sight and she remembered that she hasn't told him, or anybody in The Team, that she was working in Starbucks now.

Sometimes, she hated her boyfriend.

...

Okay, not really.


A/N: I'm sorry this is bad A I was running out of time and ideas. When I saw the prompt, the first on my mind was Law And Order but I don't really know much about that so I was stumped.