A special one shot, of my favorite not so old anime with my currently new favorite manga meeting each other. Well most of them. HAHAHa
Tokyo Ghoul Meets Bleach Characters
Kaneki & Ichigo
Ichigo: So yeah, basically all my powers, all the misfortunes that had occurred to me, where plan by a single man.
Kaneki: Oh man, i feel your pain, all my dating and meeting with Rize were all plan by those devil group called "Pierrots".
Ichigo: Yeah, life is a tragedy.
Kaneki: You tell me.
Ichigo: But you know, i don't much regret it. Because, of him i have this awesome life and plus at the end i defeated him and send him to jail. So it was worthy it!
Kaneki: …
Kaneki: good for you.
Ichigo: Thanks, and how do it work on your side the evil plan?
Kaneki: Ah well, i kind of died and got my memory erased and born into another identity.
Ichigo: ….
Ichigo: Well somehow you will find your way out
Kaneki: Thanks.
Rukia & Touka
Rukia: Hey, i heard you like bunnies.
Touka; Yeah and?
Rukia: Well, i love bunnies too!
Touka: Well, that's great to hear!
Rukia: you know, they're just fluffy, white and very beautiful!
Touka: I know right? Almost all my clothes are based on bunnies.
Rukia: …
Rukia: PLEASE LEND ME YOUR CLOTHES NOW!
Ayato & Byakuya
Ayato: Don't get me started!, she at first was badass i admit it, but then she became so boring and started to hang up with humans.
Byakuya: Peasant, i get you, rukia went on a mission and she fell on a human trap and then she started to hang up with humans, who in my opinion don't treat me well.
Ayato: The same thing happen to me. You know i met a friend of her and then all of a sudden, he turns out to be a half ghoul and he beats the crap out of me.
Byakuya: …
Byakuya: Are you sure, we aren't from the same show?
Yamori & Kenpachi
Kenpachi: Sup
Yamori: hey
Kenpachi: You look strong, want to fight?
Yamori: Okay
Yamori: ahhhh
Kenpachi: ahhhh!
Chad & Yomo
Chad: ….
Yomo: …
Chad: ….
Yomo: ….
Chad: Are you a silent person?
Yomo: yeah, but I'm a badass when it comes to fighting.
Chad: Me too, somehow i feel, that when i fight i can speak more frequently.
Yomo: Me too
Chad: Yeah, wanna become friends?
Yomo: Okay
Uta & Ginjo
Ginjo: So basically i totally fooled Ichigo that I was the good guy but at the end I was the guy who planned his tragedy and put him as his misery.
Uta: Wow, man don't you know tragedy nowadays aren't that famous?
Ginjou: Psst, look whose talking, that evil mask maker, who pretend to be cute and good and results you were running that guy tragedy.
Uta: Well yeah, but you know at least the fans know that and still love me.
Ginjou: That's because your author make you handsome.
Uta: Well, i can't deny that.
Arima & Aizen
Aizen: I heard you are called the shinigami of the ccg
Arima: Yeah, every ghoul that lands on my hand gets killed.
Arima: And you in the other hand, i heard that you're powers are God like.
Aizen: Yeah, i'm so god myself, that they didn't killed me, they just put me into jail.
Arima: …
Arima: That doesn't me you god anymore.
Aizen: So what, who are you telling people who aren't god, when you're powers are just meaningless kagunes by others that you killed.
Arima: Well, at least i dont fooled people by hypnosis!
Aizen: You know what you, arent worth my time.
Arima: Neither you.
Yuuzou & Gisselle
Yuuzou: Hey tehre, you want some knit skin?
Gisselle: Who the hell are you? Get away from me
Yuuzou: I'm zuzuya yuuzou, nice to meet cha!
Gisselle: Why do i have to be paired to this guy? He is weird as hell
Yuuzou: Talking about weird, you're weird too
Gisselle: Excuse me?
Yuuzou: Well, i didn't fooled the audience that i was a girl and then result that i was a boy.
Gisselle: Well, at least, i have my balls on.
Bambietta: Hey Gisselle, that was rude!
Yuuzou: Let it be, look all the fucks i give.
Did you guys enjoy it, because I did! Of course writing it!
Thanks for reading guys
-AleCastro