Dear Weasleys

I have come to find information that our little Lily has a crush on a certain snake also known as Malfoy. We must threaten him. I have already had a meeting with Fred and Roxanne about what we will say. We are hoping you will consider to write your name in our letter.

Love James your favoritist cousin.

Lucy

Are we still the only one who knows that Lily and Scorpius are dating? Should we tell them.

Hugo

Hugo

Nah.

Lucy

Dear James

Me and Molly are definitely in. Louis also doesn't care. The others said no, but Molly is great at forging signatures, and the more the merrier. We have to crush this before it turns into a me and Scorpius relationship.

Rose

Dear Malfoy,

Our sister/cousin sadly has taken an attraction to you. Let her down easy or we will let you down easy into your grave.

Hate from, James, Rose, Molly, Fred, Louis, Roxanne, Dominique, Hugo, and Lucy. (+ Teddy and Victoire) (Hi Scorpius we don't hate you)

P.S Albus wants you to know that he wanted nothing to do with this letter, and you are a good friend.

Dear Weasley Clan,

How do you know that I don't fancy Potter? You definitely will not bury me for asking a harmless question. Also, I know Albus, Teddy, and Victoire wouldn't have anything to do with this letter. Considering they knows how angry little potter gets when you guys baby and overprotect her.

Sincerely, Malfoy.

P.S who has the decency to not say hate.

Dear, Malfoy

We told you to let her down easy, so she doesn't get any ideas. That is definitely not a harmless question, and if you even think about liking her we will bury you. We know she gets angry when we overprotect her. That's why she's never going to figure out.

The Weasley Clan

Weasley Clan

Let's get technical here. James, Fred, Roxy Louis, Molly, and Rose are really the only ones who don't like me. Hugo, Lucy, Dominique, and Albus are actually good friends with me. Plus, I also have Victoire and Teddy. Ohhh and let's not forget that little Potter likes me, so she's on my side. I believe that that is 6 to 8. Which means that I could get someone to slip these letters to Lily, oopps already did. By the time you read this Lily will stop you from burying me. I also hope you know that I've been dating Lily for 2 weeks now sorry if you didn't get the notice. : (

Love, Scorpius Malfoy your youngest sister/cousin's boyfriend.